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About Me

I was origionaly born on the planet Snarfnak, 231.59 light years away. I was living the life of a Jarkuvial Sphrinaloo when the Sultan decreed that I had to explore Earth encapsulated in a human form. During my duration of time here, my home planet was taken over by intergallactic pirates. They have the inhabitants of Snarfnak mining the extreamly valuable Tarnanium Tetracyclopentahydrite (Tartet for short) which to date is the most powerful and efficient fuel in the universe. Earth is nearly void of this substance and has thus avoided the plight of my home. My goal now is to find a trace amout of Tartet here on earth which can be analyzed for its exact chemical composition and replicated. Earth would be spared from global warming and a global war for the last drops of Petrol. More importantly, I would be able to travel back to Snarfnak in my lifetime to liberate my people.

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My Interests

Building Igloos, Jumping on trampolines, Jumping off of trampolines onto Igloos, Playing Hide-&-Go-Seek with Duck Billed Platipus, Hangin out with Linus on Halloween to see the great pumpkin(He just has to come this year buddy), Chasing my tail

I'd like to meet:

The people of this world who do not care about judgement from the narrow minded majority. Those who stop to marvel at the smallest of the worlds wonders. Those who create an inviting world around them where others do not have to worry about judgement or humiliation. Those who share their lives with the child they once were, the child that most people foolishly lock away for eternity. Those who welcome troubled times with open arms, understanding that in time it will pass and they will emerge stronger. Those who have no fear of failure, for we can never truly succeed without failing first. Those who do not discriminate against others because of their gender, race, religion, or sexual orientation. Those who take time to discover themselves and endulge in higher thinking. Those who realize that they are truly blessed to be the recipients of the lives they have. Those who know that its not the number of years they live, but how much life they live in those years. Those who have no need to ask about the meaning of life because they have already discovered it.

Heroes:

Carl Sagan is probably my greatest hero. A man who was so incredibly brilliant yet so incredibly humble. Watch this clip and listen to his famous "Pale Blue Dot" from Cosmos.

My Blog

The Money Tree

So, I'm finally tired of hearing people talk about money growing on trees. Yes, the world would be quite magical if money actually grew on trees, but would it really change anything? Well if yo...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 10:46:00 PST

A bib may save your life

Well, since it has been so damn hot and muggy lately, Thadius the skunk, Jaba the squirrel, and I decided to fight the weather's oppressive power. You might be wondering how this came about so I...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:33:00 PST

Thadius, Jaba, and the Soap Box Derby

So, I was outside the other day working on my soap box derby car. It was drizzling, but that was certainly the least of my worries. You see, every year I improve upon my soap box car but I...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 12:41:00 PST

Is Roy G. Biv an imposture

If roses are red and violets are blue then Roy G. Biv is an imposture. Who then is Roy G. Biv?? We all remember him as the loveable acronym representing the colors of the visible spectrum in ord...
Posted by Michael on Thu, 06 Apr 2006 11:13:00 PST

Hooray for daylight saving time!! Insight and celebration.

From now until Oct. 29th we will be basking in an extra hour of sunlight every night. Daylight saving time was designed to take an hour of light that we sleep through in the morning, o...
Posted by Michael on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 11:36:00 PST

Peer Pressure

Today I met a quaint little Knome with a peculiar name. Flamber. "Flamber" I said, "if you were me, what would you do on this fine spring evening?" "Michael" he replied in that aweso...
Posted by Michael on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 11:27:00 PST