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The Speech Impediments

About Me

The Speech Impediments. Originally formed in the spring of 2001. How does one begin to describe such a band? Why would one bother? Perhaps we'll find the truth if we dig into the heart of it's members. Dan the reluctant leader enjoys to spend his time complaining. An artist at heart Dan pretends to drink his way towards enlightenment all the while preparing for his great masterpiece. Chris, or, Veg using his christian name, is a computer savvy, skateboarding, emo rudeboy band geek death punker skakid who fits more under the catagory: pharmaceutical child. One can usually find these types either plugged into the computer or swimming in your nearest gutter. Jason the hack writer offers opinions about things he knows knothing about. Always talking about his magazine you can usually avoid unwanted contact by insesently staring him down. Warning: Beware of his toxicity level as he likes it high which can lead to awkward situations and cantankerous witticisms. Lastly we have Vires who'll be jumping in on bass as soon as we find where we left our motivation. It might have been in his car. But when were we in his car? Did he steal it? We don't know..................maybe we should call him.Alright the bios done. Finished. There's nothing left except for the fact that Dan wants to start a rap group called the ShapeShiftas while Jason wants to start the Something Indecent Band where people play instruments while he reads his stories into the mic..........riveting. Check out these guys live if you get the chance because its a rare experience. Much like UFO sightings. But you know they're out there. With the truth.

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Member Since: 27/03/2006
Band Website: http://www.fictionpress.com/~somethingindecent
Band Members: J. Synonymous . Danis DeVenus . Virus . Veg Survivors: Justin Snyder . Pete Peterson . Pud
Influences: 13 bands you've heard of before and 5 you haven't.
Sounds Like: A good punk band, or is that an oxymoron?
Record Label: Talk Better Records
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

S.I. Back on Tap!!!

It has recently come to our divided attention that some local bars, promoters and a few out-of-state (touring) bands have e-mailed us about playing shows.  On each occasion we didn't even read th...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 12:39:00 GMT

Grow Up With Your Children

11:525 Dec 33, 2007 Grow Up With You Children   by  Daniel R. HeinenI wanna be Able. Caine enough to be able to tell my children bitter-sweet sugar-crazy fablesof classic crimes coupled...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Nov 2008 11:21:00 GMT

Summer Slumber House Destruction Party

Alot of people missed out on alot of good times last Saturday! As we turned onto Chapman Highway from Hwy. 281 around 10 o'clock Sat. night. We could see smoke rising into the dark, cool night a...
Posted by on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 13:42:00 GMT

"Life's Destination: Nowhere" CD to be out Fall '07

Okay, Okay! No more e-mails. It's finally coming. The collected works of highly controversial rock group in a time rightfully unfamiliar to most. The Grand Island based Avante-Meta...
Posted by on Tue, 15 May 2007 17:26:00 GMT

The flood, the rap, and the future.

Alright first of all let me explain to you something about D Chez. It's gangsta. More gangsta than you. And we only did it in one drunken take.  It's crazy how everything just fell into place...l...
Posted by on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:31:00 GMT

Last Show With Pud

We're celebrating Pete's B-day on June 9th at the Mosaic Community Center around 5,6, or 7 o'clock on that June 9th date. Pud is coming back from his 6 month tour of South America to drum for us on th...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 19:20:00 GMT

Something Indecent .2 is out!

After four months of apathy I finally found some medication that works and was able to complete the second issue of something indecent. We've got some good stuff in this one folks, a mall santa that g...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 11:26:00 GMT

the Speech Impediment's 2nd

Yes, it's true. Seventeen tracks of  supernatural gasm will, within months, be available to you & your crew! *Message G.I. 13  Name: +5 where you hear it first. That's right, ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 14:29:00 GMT

Can you play the drums?

Well can you? Because you see the situation we're in calls for a drummer soon so I won't be left relying on Dan's simplistic percussion when he should really be behind a guitar sta...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 13:53:00 GMT

Propane. Internet, and Friday the 13th

That's right this past Friday the 13th the Speech Impediments not only got hooked up with the internet but with propane to eliminate the chill from inside the house. I can't believe that we got all of...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 22:15:00 GMT