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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: P to the Hizzo
Birthday: July 22, 1979
Birthplace: Aco - Aisle 7
Current Location: Upright
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Shaved Head (but the pubes are brown)
Height: 6' 2" - Size 12 Shoe (You know what that means!)
Right Handed or Left Handed: Sometimes I use both hands! ROAR!
Your Heritage: Irish Hillbilly (Alcoholic Double-Whammy)
The Shoes You Wore Today: Ali's Favorite - My Grampa Shoes
Your Weakness: Chest Hair
Your Fears: Castration
Your Perfect Pizza: Five Dollar
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: A Sevensome (Kidding!)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Be right back, need another drink
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gotta Pee
Your Best Physical Feature: Tie between my Xenia Onatopp legs and Angelina Jolie Lips
Your Bedtime: "Oh shit, the sun's up"
Your Most Missed Memory: Beating the 1st Super Mario Brothers back in 1986
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Chicken Nugget Slut
Single or Group Dates: I prefer figs
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sweet Tea (Hillbilly)
Chocolate or Vanilla: Ice Cream - Vanilla, Sex - uhh..... next question
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: God Yes
Do you Swear: Fuck No
Do you Sing: Better Than That Katharine McPhee Bitch!
Do you Shower Daily: That or whore-bathe with a washcloth
Have you Been in Love: Yup... Mr. Wrong and I get along great
Do you want to go to College: Been there, done that
Do you want to get Married: Fuck Yeah! Homos should have the right to run wild through Target with a zap-gun!
Do you belive in yourself: Conceited? Me?
Do you get Motion Sickness: Can't read in cars
Do you think you are Attractive: Self-Proclaimed Adonis
Are you a Health Freak: Are cigarettes good for you?
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, in a strange bitchy kinda way
Do you like Thunderstorms: What kind of pansy-ass question is that? Why not ask me if I like unicorns?
Do you play an Instrument: Skin Flute!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Are you fucking kidding me right now?
In the past month have you Smoked: For real?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Oh come on!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Does screwing the ex count?
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I work at Paychex... I can't even go to Goodwill
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: When did they start putting Oreos in boxes?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn!
In the past month have you been on Stage: I'm always on stage.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope (Any takers?)
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Just Music!
Ever been Drunk: Not since lunch
Ever been called a Tease: No.... I usually give in
Ever been Beaten up: Nope... have kicked ass though
Ever Shoplifted: Accidentally (Left Meijer's with shit on the bottom of the cart)
How do you want to Die: Rich
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Game Show Host
What country would you most like to Visit: Japan
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Hell, I don't care... can you breathe?
Favourite Hair Color: Washed
Short or Long Hair: No mullets
Height: Taller/Average
Weight: A little bit of meat on the bones
Best Clothing Style: Bikini Briefs
Number of Drugs I have taken: Did the DEA make this survey???
Number of CDs I own: A bunch
Number of Piercings: Just my ear
Number of Tattoos: Wonder Woman on my calf
Number of things in my Past I Regret: You bitches who answer this with "Zero" are fuckin' liars!

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