Jimmi Hendrix. He blows minds. I like blowing minds. When the hell am I gonna get to blow a mind?Peter Piper. Wait... you can't pick pickled peppers...John Doe. He's died so many times that I made it one of my goals to meet him. He's so crazy. Sometimes he jumps off cliffs some times he gets murdered, sometimes he gets murdered then jumps off a cliff. He's really good. Jane Doe is pretty good too, but I'm a sexist pig so she is not nearly as good as John. She's just a goddamn woman. Maybe... if she's lucky and I'm in a good mood... I'll let her make me my coffee or my laundry.Hunter S. Thompson. There are so many drugs we could have done, so many drinks to be drunk. Too late though. My hero shot himself with his .45 caliber handgun. Crazy huh? He was a f*cking maniac! What a writer. What a god.
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Right now im reading Moby Dick, Jim Morrison, On the Road, The Function of the Orgasm, and the Great Gatsby. It's alot of reading. Um it's alot of reading. Yeah...it's alot of reading.
Abraham Lincoln. The only president cool enough to have a sex act named after him. But he might have some competition from that wild freak we have in the white house now. GW is the wildest sex freak I have ever seen, what a crazy man. They should seriously consider a video, him and Laura that is. Wow. But I'd place ten grand on it that they already do... that crazy couple. You see the whole Iraq thing and breaking UN wishes and all the terribles stuff is just a ploy to get Laura to spank him."Someones been a naughty boy.""Oh yes I have.""Cutting social security, letting the assault weapon's ban expire, and lying about weapons? You need a spanking!""Woooweee! yeah... I'll go get the switch!"Hunter is king.