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Heather

About Me

I'm a writer, which basically means I sit around in sweatpants all day and start drinking at noon. Thankfully, writers have a reputation for being poorly dressed boozers.I've lived in California for almost 12 years - 9 in LA and 3 in San Diego. I miss LA and my friends there, but my life here in Daygo is nothing to complain about. I've got a handsome, wonderful fella, a great roommate, good friends, sweetiepie pets, and did I mention the drinking whilst wearing sweatpants? Can't beat that.Grew up in Kansas on a dirt farm. Yes, we raised dirt. What of it? I can change yer oil and bake a casserole at the same time, coz that's how Kansas girls roll.I'm very mellow, believe very much in karma and peace. And yet, I love boxing and the sound of football pads crashing together. I guess it's all about intentions .....

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Aaron Russo, brilliant director of Bette Midler's The Rose, Eddie Murphy's Trading Places, and this VERY important documentary. If you like this trailer, check out the full length movie (30 min) on YouTube.

Saturday Night Live - Palin / Hillary Open

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My Blog

Why cops are ineffective

For a week now, a car has sat abandoned in an empty lot near my home.  Somebody took it joyriding last weekend after our heavy rains, and got it stuck turning donuts in the mud. Pfft.  City ...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 11:25:00 GMT

Why I’m voting for Kucinich

..> Why I'm voting 4 Kucinich Ryan and I just got back from a Kucinich rally, where we had the amazing opportunity to see him speak. We were in somebody's backyard in Encinitas, and he was 10 fee...
Posted by on Sat, 20 Oct 2007 15:21:00 GMT

Astrology alert

Happy Wednesday, y'all!  I hope October is treating you well.  There are two major astrological events going down tomorrow that will affect everyone, so I thought I'd share them with you. F...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 09:13:00 GMT

Bush Vetoes Candy for Babies

From The Borowitz Report http://www.borowitzreport.com/ Bush Vetoes Candy for BabiesMove Takes Candy From Over Four Million BabiesIn a move that seemed guaranteed to stir controversy, President Bush t...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 11:16:00 GMT

Fantasies of kicking my body to the curb

I wish my head could survive without my body. Seriously, I've been dragging this useless, crippled, piece of shit body around for too long. It's done nothing but slow me down. Wouldn't it be great if ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 06:34:00 GMT

Attention Chargers fans

Found a funny new t-shirt for Chargers fans suffering through what might be a loooong season.  Myspace doesn't want to let me insert the pic, so see my profile default for a photo.  Funny st...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 17:35:00 GMT

Fox NFL show

I'm not a big fan of fall or winter, but I sure do love me some Fox NFL pregame show.  Today's show was great, I thought. * Terry Bradshaw kinda flipped out for a sec, talking about how QBs don't...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 10:14:00 GMT

Yet to be named astrology column

Hello, all. Everyone is always telling me I should write an astrology column.  Well, I did pitch it to one paper, but they turned it down.  Some lame excuse about my needing astrology "crede...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:40:00 GMT

The wonders of astrology

MySpace is abuzz these days with old friends and lovers reconnecting, thanks to the influence of Venus in retrograde.  When Venus moves through the sky as usual, she helps us make friends, attrac...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Aug 2007 19:37:00 GMT

Changing my mind

A couple of days ago, I gave something away that was very precious to me.  It was a purse my aunt had given me, handmade and very ornate.  Pink, with lots of gorgeous beading and stitching, ...
Posted by on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 11:21:00 GMT