I love... pleasure. games. sounding smart. music. writing. cuddling. creativity. knowledge. my solipsism. the human existential dilemma. this need to of mine to post what i like in a vain search to impress people i have never met.
Gorgeous smart witty interesting love making freaks that like good conversations.
More shit than you can imagine. Happy Birthday. What a song. Humming during sex. Seagulls fighting over leftover hotdog. The ten minutes of silence for the Tchitchin Massacre. The sound of one ass slapping. The fart of air getting stuck in the vagina you are fucking. The sizzle of a well marinated steak. Aplause. For me. The cooing whispers of your lover cuddling as she wakes up. Irony. That shit sounds great! The beejeezus beating of Jesus Passion style. The management. Verve. Radiohead. Smiths. Sublime. Marley. Death Cab. Interpol. Dre. Roots. BEP. What?
"The chinaman is not the issue." "I am your father." "We're the Schlichtings!" "I heard about the worm... Incredible." "...Charles Bronson, he's digging tunnels." "Is there a sign that says dead n***** storage in the front of my house?" "Nice marmot." "Whoa." "Der Taschen. Der taschen. Der taschen!" "Look! There's a midget, it has to be a dream." "You're what Granny Hall would call a real Jew." "Look at me." "30 miles to Chicago, full tank of gas, its night, and we're wearing sunglasses. Hit it." "The royal penis is clean, your highness." "What? Like the back of a volkswagon?" "Might as well call it WHITEjack!" "Wear what you dig." "I think i'm in love with Margo. End of message." "O R they?" "You have to wow them at the end." "The Nazis had pieces of flare that they made the Jews wear." "William Wallace, your father was a fighter." "That's how you debate!" "It puts the lotion on its back or gets the hose again." "Ass to Ass"If you can name all the movies these quotations came from, i'll add you, even if i don't know you (and this is usually totally against my myspace morals).
I shall be more specific than just my favorites. I will give you my favorites of my favorites. The best South Park (in a series of masterpiece after masterpiece) i can remember is the tolerance lemmiwinks episode. Mr. Garrison sticks a gerbil in Mr. Slaves ass the boys go to a camp where tolerance will not be tolerated, and hillarity ensues. The 100th episode War or no War came close, Porno of the Rigns, and ladder to heaven, Chokesondick teaches sex ed, honorable mention. Seinfeld gets a bit tricky, obviously, the masturbation episode goes up there, backwards episode had good ingenuity, krammer going to L.A. was some of the best Krammer, as well as his kavorka turning of a lesbian and a nun, the meat slicer Dr Nostrand, damn... what a quality show. Simpsons seems too rough to tackle. Homer becomes a donuthead and tries to eat himsef, tomaco, everybody drinks the mushroom fresh samantha, flying hellfish, beer baron, anything with flashbacks to future or past, (more coming). I wont mention Family Guy episodes, but i will moments, because some of them are so perfect in their entire 5 seconds. Peter making his house into a puppet, Peter taking over the neighbor's pool and creating Petoria. Brian's description of Stewie before the all family brawls. any appearance of death, obviously the volcano insurance salesman, "oh, oh the spotted me," late angelon the left, Quagmire calling 911, asian reporter tricia takanawa having anonymous sex, Stewie's drunken advice to OJ... the list goes on. Futurama, ATHF coming...
the triad bibles of post modern epics: Ulysses, Gravity's Rainbow, and Infinite Jest. Add in Corrections Kav and Clay, and Fortress of Solitude, and you have a good core list, but it never really ends, right?
My dad. Joyce. Paul Schwaber. Althea Erickson. George W. Bush.