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Matt Bitley, Professional Badass

Boredom's not a burden anyone should bear.

About Me


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My Interests

Movies, Music, Video Games, Comics, Film Making, Anime, Batman

I'd like to meet:

Wes Anderson, Maynard James Keenan, Robert Rodreiguez

Music:

Rammstein, System of a Down, Tool, Rage Against the Machine, Metallica, Big Dumb Face, Tenacious D, CCR, DVDA, Pink Floyd, Marilyn Manson, Rob Dougan, The Beatles, Richard Cheese, The Darkness, Machinae Supremacy, Dragonforce

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Indiana Jones, Army of Darkness, Sin City, Desperado, Serenity, The Royal Tenenbaums, Fight Club, X-men, X-men 2, Memento, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Reservoir Dogs, Se7en, Team America, True Romance, The Seven Samurai, Dogma, Kill Bill Volume 1 and 2, Requiem for a Dream, Office Space, Donnie Darko, Equilibrium, Snakes on a Plane, Batman Begins, The Adventures of Nightmop and Meager Man, The Usual Suspects, 12 Monkies, Crash, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Television:

Robot Chicken, South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Family Guy, Firefly, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Cowboy Bebop, Trigun, Escaflowne, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Batman: The Animated Series, Clerks: The Animated Series

Books:

Jurassic Park, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, America: The Book, Battle Royale, Sin City, Watchmen, V for Vendetta

Heroes:

Jenna

My Blog

Message to Harry Manback: Could you pick up some milk? Thanks.

I could not believe the news I had heard. My Cool Blue Rasberry Gatorade was absconded by one of the most heinous group of individuals that has every graced the shores of planet Earth. I mean, they're...
Posted by Matt Bitley, Professional Badass on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:25:00 PST

Just say no to black tar heroin.

I was sitting at home one day in late August, and I was terribly thirsty. The sun was directly overhead, eggs were being cooked on sidewalks, and snowmen were melting. It could not have been more mise...
Posted by Matt Bitley, Professional Badass on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:59:00 PST

Hold onto your butts

For all of those who are baffled by the lack of a Collector's Edition of 3 Ninjas: High Noon at Mega Mountain, it's my fault and here's the reason why: I took the blue line instead of the green line t...
Posted by Matt Bitley, Professional Badass on Wed, 17 May 2006 10:32:00 PST