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smartass

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About Me


Tabbyisms:
I have a 12 year old son. He rawks!
I am the most random person I know.
Fuck is pretty much my favorite word.
The boogey man lives outside my window.
I am an insomniac.
I am not above getting into horse shit fights.
People that talk with their mouths full of food are GAROSS!
I have a *slight* sarcasm problem.
♪♫♪♫♪ I'm a bitch, I'm a lover, I'm a child, I'm a mother, I'm a sinner, I'm a saint... I do not feel ashamed ♪♫♪♫♪ (oh, sorry. did I forget to mention my attention span can be about [~~this~~] big?!?!?)
I might listen to your opinion, but mine is still better.
I ♥ my family and friends more than anything in the whole wide world!!
â–ºONE MORE THING.. IF I DON'T KNOW YOU, HAVE NEVER MET OR TALKED TO YOU.. DON'T BOTHER SENDING ME A FRIEND REQUEST, I'M NOT INTERESTED IN BEING A PART OF YOUR FRIEND COLLECTING HOBBY, THANKS THOUGH.â—„

My Interests

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My Blog

Football 2009

 Opening ceremonies for the flag season were today, along with Austin's first game. He did awesome and pulled flags almost every time defense were on the field.  I've added some pictures to a new albu...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 18:54:00 GMT

Houston,we have a PROBLEM!

 Maybe I was looking for more proof that the boogey man lives outside my window... it IS official-the fukker has a key to my house! We had this fish...actually in a two week period there were a few bu...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Mar 2009 21:22:00 GMT

Should I be ashamed???

   Ok, so really, this might come off as being one of those "you might be a redneck" things. Today while on poop patrol a full blown horse shit fight broke out! I mean in yer hair, up yer nose, down y...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Jan 2009 18:47:00 GMT

I crack(ed) me up

  So, it appears as though at 4:32 am most, if not all of you, were sleeping last night/this morning (from the numerous emails I got ...LOVE YAS).  I wanted to let you guys know it is my intention to ...
Posted by on Wed, 21 Jan 2009 19:47:00 GMT

I am SO INCREDIBLY PROUD...

of Austin. He is turning out to be an all around good kid. It's funny, you try to raise a respectable, responsible child, and mine seems to be turning into so much more. He is great company to me... c...
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 13:55:00 GMT

New beginnings

   So, I started my new job today. You know how when you start a job everyone is really nice? These people seemed genuinely nice. And they seem to like their jobs. Besides talking to people ...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:48:00 GMT

Its so hard to say goodbye

This seems to have been the year to have to say goodbye to pets. I had to say sweet dreams to my Alley girl a few months ago. I truely believe this was one of the hardest things I have ever had to do....
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 01:49:00 GMT

eh erm (that’s me clearing my throat for a profound speech)

  I was thinking earlier (I do that sometimes) and I said self (that's how I refer to me), "you have the best fukkin friends and family in the whole entire world"!!! I just wanted to let you all ...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 22:18:00 GMT

I have decided...

that a million dollars will go a long way for me right now. So here's the thing, I don't have the balls to rob a bank. Will someone do it for me?  Please and thank you. I will share your new foun...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 00:13:00 GMT

funny shit


Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 20:21:00 GMT