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D.J.

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About Me

I write stuff for a website dedicated to writers writing their writerly writings called The Footnote . It's the only place where one can find Pure Lard , my column of whatever it is I end up typing and posting. I've also been known to contribute stories to anthologies like The Dead Walk Again from Die Monster Die! Books and POPGUN (volumes 1 & 2 out now - currently working on 3!) from Image Comics.

I also donate excessive commas to the writings of others when asked for some comics like the fun-filled KILL ALL PARENTS! and the epic AQUA LEUNG. My uneducatedly self-diagnosed OCD is finally paying off.

The most important fact about me, though, is that the burrito is my best friend... and worst enemy.



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My Blog

Adam P. Knave's STRANGE ANGEL out today!

My friend / frequent writing partner / personal hero, Adam P. Knave, has a new book out today! Click here to get your copy. I read the novellas and short story that make up this collection, and whole...
Posted by on Mon, 04 May 2009 09:11:00 GMT

POPGUN 3 in stores today!

Dear winners,POPGUN volume 3, co-edited by Mark Andrew Smith and yours truly and featuring some of the best comic creators in the world, arrives at comic shops today! It's a handsome book filled with ...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Apr 2009 13:34:00 GMT

POPGUN 3 site online!

81 PAGES OF FREE STORY ONLINE! INFO! FUN!CHECK-CHECK-CHECK IT OUT!This sucker drops March 25. Hit up your local comic store, fine-ass book retailer, or ORDER YOUR COPY NOW!
Posted by on Mon, 09 Feb 2009 11:50:00 GMT

The Footnote rides off into the sunset...

Hello, dearest readers...In June of 2003, Dustin Grovemiller and I started this website called the footnote with several of our friends. Now, in February of 2009, Adam P. Knave and I are ending this s...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Feb 2009 09:33:00 GMT

The Footnote doesn't mess around! 12/17/08 - 1/19/09

Happy Martin Luther King, Jr. Day, dear readers of The Footnote!Also: Whoa! It's been a long time since our last update reminder. Sorry for the worry this no doubt caused, delightful readers! Rest ass...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Jan 2009 22:17:00 GMT

The Footnote LIVES 12/1/08 - 12/16/08

Readers, have we got some words for you! Check out what went down at The Footnote since December 1st!Chris Cox, aka THE ARMCHAIR ARSONIST, talks the BEST chili. We can't even keep Ryan Dilbert REMOTEL...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Dec 2008 18:51:00 GMT

The Footnote good times 11/3/08 - 11/7/08

Last week lots of stuff happened, most importantly: weekdaily (not a word?) updates at The Footnote!Monday, November 3, 2008What is your favorite spice (not Spice Girl - that’s different)?My...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Nov 2008 11:48:00 GMT

Vote with The Footnote (10/27/08 - 10/31/08 updates)

For my fellow Americans, please rock the vote if you haven't already, then celebrate by reading last week's updates at The Footnote!Monday, October 27, 2008What is your favorite flavor of potato chip?...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 11:05:00 GMT

The Footnote worked it 10/20/08 - 10/24/08

Loyal readers of The Footnote... I do apologize for not giving you the usual Monday update on Monday. The outcry was as large and passionate as to be expected, and I do hope that you will all accept t...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Oct 2008 23:23:00 GMT

The Footnote shenanigans for 10/13/08 - 10/17/08

Fanciful readers, The Footnote had daily updates last week, and I feel compelled to send you links to each and every single one. Let's go on a journey to the recent past, shall we... ?Monday, October ...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 11:21:00 GMT