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Derffydactyl

Half Mexican Half Cucaracha

About Me

About me? Well…….my name is Fred and I am a Derffydactyl. I have a beautiful fiancé named Sarah, she is a Trisarahtops. I have two cats that I can’t live without but whose entrails I want to rip out at the same time. They are pretty stupid and Steve-o still tries to eat me on a regular basis. I’ve learned that there is a whole world of new experiences that many people don’t ever see. It took me getting away from home and then getting out of the army to really find myself, but this is me. It seems that some people are too closed minded and judgmental to listen to what people have to say, even though what that person is saying could change their lives forever. I’m a pretty simple person with a complex mind that no one, not even me understands. I live in the moment and try to remind myself that no single event will ever be the defining moment in my life.

My Interests

I am really into doing whatever is going to make me happy at that given moment. That usually involves my beautiful fiancé(when she is here), music, and a beverage or two............. She is my everything

I'd like to meet:

The people who invented one-ply toliet paper. I'll punch those mother fuckers in the face! Who do they think they are anyways?

Music:

Metal, Hardcore everything in between......Especially BETWEEN THE FUCKING BURIED AND ME

Movies:

FUCK MOVIES

Television:

Nip/Tuck I'm OLD GREEEEEEEEEEEEG!

Books:

FUCK BOOKS

Heroes:

I owe my happiness to her