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I only have 13 stories. 3 of them involve the movie Splash and one of them is the movie Splash. I can not for the life of me remember what the other 9 are. Let's chat!

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Dr. Steve Brule

I edited my profile with a lack of trust and understanding !

My Blog

I have planned a very ambitious BIRTHDAY this year

I am going to take advantage of my birthday being on a Friday this year by starting the party on Thursday and making it last until late on Sunday.  I will be available for lots of meals during al...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Apr 2008 22:35:00 GMT

HATER PACK NOW AVAILABLE

Dear Mr. & Mrs. CitizenAre you tired of others viewpoints conflicting with your own? Is it no longer enough to just sit back and have your own own opinion, do you feel the need to act out and shut...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Sep 2007 13:30:00 GMT

With heavy heart and a bottle of whiskey...

Kurt Vonnegut Died today. "Thomas Edison's Shaggy Dog" was the first thing I read by him. It was just another assignment for my high school freshmen English class. I was not too impressed but for som...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Apr 2007 00:27:00 GMT

Porwall and I are anonymously famous on the interweb

I just stumbled upon a conversation Porwall and I had at Target last Friday. Where in the world could I have stumbled upon such a thing you say. Well the Overheard in Minneapolis website of course.Som...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 18:04:00 GMT

Put me in your webisode

If anybody is interested I have a small cameo in a web show called Chasing Windmills.  shows site is www.chasingmills.com and the address to my episode from last Thursday is http://mirror4.video....
Posted by on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 16:08:00 GMT

Apocalipstick for the masses

Dear Middle East,Please stop being so fucking gay. Thank you,Clarence
Posted by on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 21:55:00 GMT

Off With Their Heads

HOLY SHIT. No, really HOLY SHIT.  Off With Their Heads' new album Hospitals may be the best record I've heard come out of Minneapolis and possibly the Midwest in years.  I just sat here and ...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 23:32:00 GMT

Big Brain Party At Grumpy's downtown Friday Dec. 16th

First At Big Brain Comics Brian Wood & Ryan Kelly will be signing stuff from 4:00 to 7:00 and then we head across the street to Grumpy's Downtown Friday Dec 16th 9:00 to Close Dj's include Dave...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 19:39:00 GMT

Titles for blogs I have yet to write (updated frequently)

01) MPLS seems dramatic tonight02) I was not made for these times03) Low Dives & High Fives04) Catchy in a way you never thought you'd get caught05) 17 to 30: in and out with ten during the search...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 06:55:00 GMT

More info less funny.

*Name: Clarence Leroy *Nicknames: Fozzy, Stitch, jump around, c-dog, c-note I'm not a fan of any of them *Single or Taken: Single *Sex: Yes *Birthday: May, 2 1974 *Sign: Taurus *Siblings: 4 half si...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 16:31:00 GMT