We Are:Shauntay, Brittany, Mario, Joe Vs., Colin, Seth, Enrique, Amber, Aarti, Nick, Mark, Ashley, Jasmine, Eric, Pynk, Joe Ah, Dana, Rex, Tod, Travis and Israel.
******************************************************"san jose kids are fucking insane (in all the right ways)"-Bazil************************************************
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To apply for the San Jose Crew you must entail these particular qualities...
1:Be Completly badass
2:Have guys and girls on yo jock 24-7
3:Be able to party like its 1999, drink like you have a death wish, and
crash a party with major consequences
4:Be able to construct a major outfit with $5.00 and a magic marker
5:Be able to dance your ass off
6:Be able to make a party wherever you go
7:Love road trips
8:Must love really bad movies and porn that will be viewed at TTuesday
night movie night
9:Have a hot sexy mane...that resembles the locks of a magical unicorn
AND
10:If not an "official" resident of San Jose to become an "honorary"
member
Now my friend those are the 10 musts of the San Jose crew...can you
hack it?