The Aristocrats..(not for the faint of heart) |
A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."The agent says, "Sorry, ...
Posted by on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 00:25:00 GMT |
Dave Attell Quotes |
Doesn't matter what you say or do; people can always find a way to call you a dick.
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people "the cops." But you know, sometimes...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 02:21:00 GMT |
Candy and Unemployment |
Candy is the only reason you want to live when youre a kid. And you have your favorite candies that you love. Kids actually believe they can distinguish between twenty-one different versions of pure ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 01:45:00 GMT |
News |
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper. Jerry Seinfeld
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 22:48:00 GMT |
