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David

Work is the wedgie in your buttocks of life

About Me

What's the difference between us? We can start at the penis; or we can scream "I don't give a fuck" and see who means it.Also know that by adding yourself as a friend or even me adding myself to your profile, you're agreeing to the fact that you are now a part of my fan club. That being the case you should be thanking your lucky stars I've allowed you a place to marinate near my presence, most just envy me from afar. Be that as it may, I can still delete your ass whenever I feel the need, however unlikely that may be.

Also, if you are gonna rap along to the music at the coffee shop, you better be prepared for me to call you out and have a rap battle on the spot, right next to the table with all the napkins.

My Interests

My interests include chewing on tea tree oil toothpicks until they are completely shredded and I have to pull splinters out of my mouth.

I'd like to meet:

She knows who she is.

Music:

Drum'n'bass, Hip Hop, Reggae, Dub, Funk, Minimal Techno, Deep House, Jazz, Late 60s - 70s Rock

Movies:

Waiting, Batman Begins, Wedding Crashers, Boiling Point, Clerks, Office Space, Swingers, Made, Scarface, Reservoir Dogs, Goodfellas, Lord of War, Pool Hall Junkies

Books:

If you really want to know the answer to this, send me a message and I'll catalog what I read for you. I don't find too many intellects here that really care though so this is purely at your discretion.

My Blog

And now, a dramatic reading

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Posted by David on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 10:42:00 PST

Everybody loves fish-eye pics with no captions

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Posted by David on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 12:02:00 PST