It's a sick and perverse thing...I know...But it's what I'm good at, shooting people for a living. Playing paintball. Yeah, that's right paintball...and the real world thinks this is lame, or crazy, or fun, or a waste of time? They don't understand what we do, or how hard it is. Even the wives, the girlfriends, family, friends. They don't understand the battle, our battle. For glory, for money, for the people you believe in, but mostly for respect. And for this fight that nobody gives a shit about, we travel hundreds or thousands of miles, hundreds of towns and shot thousands of times. Slept on floors, in train stations, bounced rent checks...because we're good at this. Because it's hard and humbling, because some days you really can be a hero to your friends. And if your boys and my boys ever meet on the field in a gunfight...we will FUCK YOU UP.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Jordan Matthew Farrell "bean"
Birthday: march 18th
Birthplace: columbus ohio
Current Location: tampa
Eye Color: changes depending on my mood
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6 something 4, 5 idk
Right Handed or Left Handed: right, but i can switch hit
Your Heritage: irish 100% bitches
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops....shoes suck
Your Weakness: free beer, agressive women
Your Fears: being alone, tequilla, prison
Your Perfect Pizza: lunchables
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: stay alive
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: hey
Thoughts First Waking Up: where am i, how did i get here, where is my cell phone and why is there no money in my wallet
Your Best Physical Feature: abs for sure
Your Bedtime: when every1 else is waking up
Your Most Missed Memory: coming home drunk and wrestling with my dogs
Pepsi or Coke: crack
MacDonalds or Burger King: taco bell
Single or Group Dates: one on one baby
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: long island
Chocolate or Vanilla: both together is good
Cappuccino or Coffee: monster energy drinks
Do you Smoke: indeed
Do you Swear: i swear a shit load, not gunna lie
Do you Sing: i try...its a good pickup line
Do you Shower Daily: religiously
Have you Been in Love: I'm not sure, so ill go with no
Do you want to go to College: i hate college
Do you want to get Married: later then sooner, but yeah
Do you belive in yourself: im not cocky, im confident nigga
Do you get Motion Sickness: negative
Do you think you are Attractive: i like what i see in the mirror
Are you a Health Freak: not at all, im gunna die by 30
Do you get along with your Parents: sunny is my best friend, and now that i dont live at home my dad and i get along great
Do you like Thunderstorms: sitting on a covered porch watching storms is chill
Do you play an Instrument: nope
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol:
In the past month have you Smoked: cigs yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: alcohol is my drug
In the past month have you gone on a Date: not a real one
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes...boardshorts are like crack to me
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: girlscout cookies? that counts
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: if its not cooked, i dont eat it
In the past month have you been on Stage: im always in the spotlight, im a rockstar nigga
In the past month have you been Dumped: rejected...yes, dumped...no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: actually yes i have
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: other than young girls hearts! no
Ever been Drunk: have i ever been sober? ask around
Ever been called a Tease: no i back my shit up
Ever been Beaten up: jumped by 6 guys got whooped
Ever Shoplifted: yes i have, i love free shit
How do you want to Die: with a 40oz in one hand a cig in the other, while getting a blowjob, watching 2 hot lesbians juicing each other up, sitting in a rocking chair chillin
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: alive, making some chedda
What country would you most like to Visit: kildar ireland, the mother land
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: im not picky
Favourite Hair Color: brown for sure, blondes for 1 night stands, and redheads for some crazy shit
Short or Long Hair: not to short, but not to long
Height: shorter than me, thats it
Weight: im not taking one for the team, i will not lay into a fat chick, period
Best Clothing Style: not overdressed, thats whack
Number of Drugs I have taken: who cares
Number of CDs I own: if some1 picks me because of my cd collection i would slap them
Number of Piercings: 2, 1 big rock in each ear
Number of Tattoos: 1
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i dont regret my past...i never dwell on that shit, life is to short
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I'm 21 years old, originally from columbus ohio....FUCK UF! I'm a juniorish sophmorish 3rd yearish student at USF here in tampa. After my freshman year i realized i needed to buckle down, and since then have been all about gettin good grades. I'm a double major political science and communication. I stopped drinking as much, because i work full-time as a bartender and barback at the UA Hangout, and goto school full time. I'm also a member of Phi Delta Theta...ptba phi 862...dont have much time for that, but i try...the world is mine and im on the grind to get itHome | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds
