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"Greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right. Greed works. Greed clarifies, cuts throu

About Me

MyGen Profile Generatorsup peeps, im Jason a screwed up little child with a great sense of humour, must be all the slavery, and the fantastic things I do with my time. Im, probably not all there in the head, but whatever I have it’s pretty special, because most of the people who will try to add me on this probably will receive a big fat DENY!!! not because I don’t like you, im pretty open minded. probably because u seem just a tad too boring for me to take any kind of knowledge towards. but the people I do accept welcome to my life. it could go two ways- we become great pals who have a laugh and just act the same or just chat about random things. Or you could be blanked threw out the rest of this myspace period.most of you people probably wont read past the top line, but if you do here u go.im generally a nice guy, I like to get drunk and smoke like a monkey on crack. I have friends who are just there to hang around with because there’s no one else, an there’s others who are just fuckin amazing and probably couldn’t live without.me and my boys are like family, we always have each others back, right or wrong it doesn’t matter to us. We don’t like to cause trouble we just like to do stupid things and have a laugh, close friends/few nick namesAshley - horse man. Joe - jail scum Rob - the jelly man Ralph - Ralph Jr Lindsey - have no idea ill make on up someday (scumbag)if I haven’t mentioned you in the close friends, don’t be upset just means, i see you if i see you. I think that’s pretty fair, if you have a problem don’t slag me off. its just not nice. haha.haha shit i forgot my brother. Simon - lion heart Sid.. :Smy nick name isn’t that great. Jason (me) jayboi the gayboijust making this clear im not gay. I love the ladies just like the next guy, except paedophiles and rapists and all the other scumbags in the world. haha and the dam hippies. Hippies keep this world alive with all there protesting , bring back the 60’sI work as a full time car mechanic, it takes up all of my time, not saying I don’t enjoy it........but I feel like its taking my life away. im too young, I should be doing exciting things like jumping out of planes, and being all like Indiana Jones and exploring the world, creating and finding things that have never been seen before. but Indiana Jones is abit of a cock with his wip an shitty hat, people might think its kinky I think its gay.I used to play guitar, until I realised I wasn’t that good, then just gave up on it. I will start up again when I can be bothered to buy new strings, but I never get the time cause im always working.I would like to be famous, not for being a celebrity but just for something cool like finding a underwater palace where monkeys have humans in test tubes, and gorillas eat Mexican food.its all about the little things."Why would a guy wanna marry a guy?" - "Security"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again." bless the poor."Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules." - "You want me to hold the chicken, huh?" - "I want you to hold it between your knees."i want to become a slob, with millions

My Interests

cars. music. drink. smokes. friends. family. weird stuff. T.A. games that last forever. being calm. my bed. computer games. TV travelling. skiing. writing pointless stuff which no one cares about not even me. new people. making pyramids with playing cards. mp3 player magazines Money People arguing Peoples misfortune People making big scenes over nothing Different experiences - anything new.There just some of the things

I'd like to meet:

scientists - so they can tell me how stupid I am to there oversized brain.Adolph Hitler - so he can tell me why he has that weird moustache (who wants a moustache ride) cracks me up.my dog - mindy cause she was a hell of a blast better then most people.just random people who have more to say then, im a g-unit gangster fucking 20p mate or ill break ya face. get a life, you give me 20p and ill break your face.but everyone has to make a living somehow, might as well be an easy one, maybe they can get a raise one day and belike 50p mate. but shhhhhhhhhhh don’t give them tips.like to meet a native Indian, and just relax and dance around a fire, with makeup on and just sing without knowing what im saying and be naked and free.That’s what life is all about being natural. but them weird mentalists who think they do that every night lay off the crack. or write a book an tell us about the experience.

Music:

We sent out the SOS call. It was a quarter past four in the morning when the storm broke our second anchor line. Four months at sea, four months of calm seas only to be pounded in the shallows off the tip of Montauk Point. They call them rogues, they travel fast and alone. On hundred foot faces of God's good ocean gone wrong. What they call love is a risk, cause you will always get hit out of nowhere by some wave and end up on your own. The hole in the hull defied the crews attempts to bail us out. And flooded the engines and radio and half buried bow. Your tongue is a rudder. It steers the whole ship. Sends your words past your lips or keeps them safe behind your teeth. But the wrong words will strand you. Come off course while you sleep. Sweep your boat out to sea or dashed to bits on the reef. The vessel groans the ocean pressures its frame. Off the port I see the lighthouse through the sleet and rain. And I wish for one more day to give my love and repay debts. But the morning finds our bodies washed up thirty miles west. They say that the captain stays fast with the ship through still and storm. But this ain't the Dakota, and the water is cold. We won't have to fight for long. This is the end. This story's old but it goes on and on until we disappear. Calm me and let me taste the salt you breathed while you were underneath. I am the one who haunts your dreams of mountains sunk below the sea. I spoke the words but never gave a thought to what they all could mean. I know that this is what you want. A funeral keeps both of us apart. You know that you are not alone. Need you like water in my lungs. This is the end.

Movies:

anything and everything.... funny film lines - who wants a moustache ride."Why would a guy wanna marry a guy?" - "Security"As God is my witness, as God is my witness, they're not going to lick me! I'm going to live through this, and when it's all over, I'll never be hungry again - no, nor any of my folks! If I have to lie, steal, cheat, or kill! As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again."

Television:

"I'm riiiiiiiich beyaaaaaaaaatch!!" "Pardon me Miss, I don't mean to be rude, but do you suck balls??" "Oh my God, those balls are smooth as eggs!"

Books:

anything that dont send me to sleep.

Heroes:

im a hero you just dont know it yet. one day u will.... then you will all wish you had did things differently in your life.