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Postbox Jim

♠ What's good for the captain, is good for us all ♠

About Me


Bonjour, je m'appelle James :)
I like pretending to be a spy!
 but I don't like others being secretive with me
I like witty and wacky debates!
 but I don't like arguing
I love Franz Ferdinand!
 but I don't like war
I love Scissor Sisters!
 but I don't like cutting and sticking
I love guilty pleasures!
 but I don't like guilty feelings
I like Fancy dress!
 I’m inspector gadget… Now I’m Santa! Wee!
“A mon avis… James is the randomest, funniest, sexiest, most energetic person I have ever met. And I wove him very much. He can always put a smile on my face. He is very clever, and his French drives the ladies wild! ” says Smam J. Ball
I like beanbags!
 but I don't like carrier bags
I like camping!
 but I don't like packing away on my own
I don't like slaggish people!
 but I do like pretending to be a slutty mare
I like comedy films!
 but I hate fart jokes
I like a good brain muddling thriller film!
 but I hate gory bits along the way
“Je pense que… James' favourite cake is the cake of cheese, and he like to eat it on Sundays, or Saturdays. He is very useful if you need a partner in crime to spy on people sexing in a graveyard or if you need a badminton partner. He NEVER cheats at badminton by the way! He is very, VERY bunny and basically too cool for school. Well your school... ” says Ellie C. Morley”
I HATE people who abuse the environment!
 but I like little bugs and spiders
I love to listen to music!
 but the TV bores me
I love to lay in the sun before I burn!
 and I love watching storms from my window
I like to make snowmen!
 but I don't like snowball fights
I love to boogie!
 but I’m no professional!
I like to look at the sky!
 but I don't like it if someone is looking back at me… brr
“Je dis que… Hmmm how could I explain my Mewe?.....what a crazy and beautiful bean he is :] I wove him more than a fat kid likes cats! Haha don't forget that Friday...like ever!!! lol I nearly piddled myself! Ahhh you’re so gr8! And I’ve known you for ages!! And I’m glad that I have me love! Annddd you give great huggies :] ” says Alice G. Collins
I like pirates!
 Yarrr! Me hearties!
I write with Biro pens!
 but I have unique Biro-losing powers!
I like songs about wanting to be friends with dead celebrities!
 but I don't want to hear any depressing music thankyou please
I like Revels! Especially the orange ones!
 Pssst! I even like the coffee ones!
“Selon moi… Well where can I start! James is a SWELL guy, who enjoys ‘ISYMIYSMY’ and ‘ILYIYLM’ deals. In his spare time he likes to talk on msn, myspace and also have a quickie behind a dustbin……nahhh I’m only joking, James is a little cutie who is as random as pie! We always have a giggle about silly things and he is an honest little chippy who isn’t afraid to say he loves to be the centre of attention. He has magical curly red hair that loves to be played with, loves the country and he is a scissor sister fanatic who needs a good seeing to. Be his friend, you’ll be daft not to!!! ” says Laura M. Ulyatt
I like how stars in the sky and hearts in our bodies….
look nothing like the hearts and stars that we doodle!
I like it when windscreen wipers move in time to music
 I hate staring at the lines in the middle of the road, but I still do it!
I love bad presenters on quiz channels!
 I hate people who type sarcasm, it confuses me muchly!
I like those funny Marks and Spencers adverts
 I don't like fully toasted toast or wooden lolly sticks
I do things in my own special way
 And that's how I like it
I stand on one leg a lot
 Even to look in the fridge
The thought of conspiracy theories makes my groin tingle!
 The grassy knoll, I tell ye!
Punctuation is sexy!
 Virgule! Virgule!
But most importantly, I hate the cactus population!!!!
 but they look nice from a distance!
♥ This is the land of a thousand words, but it seems so few are worth the breath to say, Except I'll be looking after my own world, and you just keep on saving the day, I'll try to stay but it's in vain when you're far, I'm on the run to wherever you are! ♥

My Interests

The times I have met James have been truly great and very funny! James is a rebel and he misleads others like me (encouraging me to drink alcoholic cocktails!!) The first time I met James we had both cut our knees except he got a bandage and I didn’t, although he kept telling me to get one hehe. James is always calling me funny names, makes me chuckle and also sending me some very good songs, because I live too far away!! James has very cool hair, it changes lots especially with all the wigs. I am very impressed with the standard of badminton (and he never cheats). , says Emma S. Tabrett

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I'd like to meet:

Scissor Sisters, Franz Ferdinand, Keira Knightley, Cheryl Tweedy, Eva Longoria, Shakira, Alex Badger, Russell Brand, Pennie from the Automatic , KT Tunstall, Billie Piper, David Tennant, Prince Harry, Barbara Jackson, Cathy Curtis, Mandy Perkins, Craig Lansdell , Daniel Craig, Damon Albarn, Gary from Snow Patrol, Derren Brown, Jake Gyllenhaal, Mike Myers, Lily Allen, Jesus, Justin Lee Collins, Dave and Abi Zuton, Mika, John Barrowman, Jack Johnson, Noel Edmunds, Amy Winehouse, Jamie Oliver and these sexy butterbeans.....

Music:

music FRANZ FERDINAND SCISSOR SISTERS BLUR ARCTIC MONKEYS MICHAEL JACKSON RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS SNOW PATROL THE ZUTONS THE KILLERS

Movies:

movies Austin powers Scream Final Destination Dude where's my car Scary Movie Shrek The Truman Show

Television:

TV Lost Desperate Housewives Doctor Who Harry Hill The Simpsons

Books:

Books The Bible Lord Of The Flies Finn Family Moomintroll

Heroes:

My Heroes Spiderman Jesus The Frosties Kid

My Blog

April 9th

I died No this is not an emo-style poem. Although... I could write a poem, and it would most definitely include the word 'trapped'. Well, this is to tell you that I finally died in my dream. It was no...
Posted by Postbox Jim on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 03:11:00 PST

April 8th... It's like totally Easter

*Dream: My pencil case got stolen from my school bag, and I panicked but I found it and had gained a calculator lid. So I tried to phone the police with a pencil, but failed as it had no buttons. Damn...
Posted by Postbox Jim on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:42:00 PST

April 7thhhhhhh

Hello. My names is James. And I have an alcohol problem. Only yolking! But that is how I would introduce myself at an AA meeting. But luckily I am not addicted to alcohol. I don't even really lik...
Posted by Postbox Jim on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 04:28:00 PST

Good Friday? Yes thanks.

Not such an exciting dream this time. I was in a taxi, being driven around my village, and noticed that there were little, black, leech sized things floating in the air outside houses. Now I think abo...
Posted by Postbox Jim on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 03:01:00 PST

April 5th - The big one!

Yes. I had a very long dream last night and wrote this straight away as to not miss out any of the juicy parts! Enjoy! Analyse! Breed! My dream last night was mainly based around my old friend James a...
Posted by Postbox Jim on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:32:00 PST

April 4th 2007

I was on a school drama trip with my old drama class. We went to see a play, but instead of seats in the audience, we were all in bunk beds. I was lucky enough to get a top bunk next to the stage, but...
Posted by Postbox Jim on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 01:13:00 PST

APril 3rd

Well! Last night's dream was an interesting one! D'abord I was eating lunch with Laura at school wearing party hats, and I got so engrossed in the conversation that I missed a double English lesson an...
Posted by Postbox Jim on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 03:41:00 PST

April The Two-th

Please excuse my extreme earliness of blogging tonight, it is only half past nine in the PM district. I have now been told to do my blog before 10 o'clock by my mother, due do my extreme half past one...
Posted by Postbox Jim on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 02:05:00 PST

April Fools Day!

There's a bear behind you! Hoho, don't fret brother, 'tis be merely a joke of the April kind! What fools are we! I didn't play any April Fools Day type tricks on anyone today because I'm too nice to d...
Posted by Postbox Jim on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 05:17:00 PST

Last of March. Say goodbye!

Can't remember much of my dream, except it featured a public toilet room, with a shower elevator. That is at least my third dream of this year to have a shower in it, and I have a fear of public toile...
Posted by Postbox Jim on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 06:35:00 PST