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Dude! I Swear to God!

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About Me


How evil are you?

My Interests

Playing Bass Guitar, Tattoos, Driving Fast, Nascar, Videogames, Music,

Music:

Fear Factory, Mudvayne, Tool, NIN, Slipknot, System of a Down, Static-X, Pink Floyd, The Doors, Coal Chamber, Mushroomhead, Metallica, The Offspring, Eminem, Slayer, Snoop Dogg, Alice in Chains, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Butthole Surfers, KMFDM, Pitchshifter, Prodigy, Filter, Nirvana, Jay-Z, Disturbed, White Zombie, Ozzy, KoRn, Pantera, Super Joint Ritual, Prong, Marilyn Manson, Dr.Dre, Guns-N-Roses, 2Pac, Ministry, The Who, Dead Prez, NWA, LINKIN PARK, Weezer, The Cranberries, Cypress Hill, The Ramones, Iggy and The Stooges, Velvet Revolver, Deadstar Assembly,.. width="425" height="350" ....

Movies:

Platoon, Texas Chainsaw Massacre(all), The Boon Dock Saints, The Hills Have Eyes, Hellraiser(all), Friday the 13th(all), Nightmare on Elm ST.(all), Lost Highway, Hellboy, Underworld 1&2, SAW 1&2, Half Baked, Dazed and Confused, Gladiator, Brave Heart, The Wall, The Lion King, The Exorcist, Shawshank Redemption, The Cell, StarWars Trilogy 1&2, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Fun with Dick & Jane, The Crow,

Television:

The Chappelle Show, South Park, Drawn Together, The Shield, MXC, UFC, Medium

Books:

Anything by Anne Rice, Stephen King

My Blog

Is It Kool?

Is it cool to fuck? (bitch, whatcha wanna do) If not just suck (dick sold for a nickel) Verse 1: Baby tell me is it cool to touch me before we room it up do you need the strawberry booms to fuck cut u...
Posted by Dude! I Swear to God! on Thu, 04 May 2006 07:44:00 PST

Chillin'

Your smell it lingers, so strong......so sweet. I sit on the couch, ...and put up my feet. I put you in a tiny glass bowl, I fill it and fill it...... until it is full. I light the flame that fills my...
Posted by Dude! I Swear to God! on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:39:00 PST

Sweet Memories

It was under the cherry tree, That's where she showed it to me, It was hairy and black, It had a big crack, It looked like a tunnel to me, So, I whipped out the big banana, I stuck it in the crack, S...
Posted by Dude! I Swear to God! on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 08:46:00 PST