kayla.

Myspace For Girls Only - MyGirlySpace.comabout me. hmm. my names kayla, im 19. in a nut shell, im retarded. i have the best friends in the entire world. they're better than yours and you're just gonna have to deal with it. my boyfriend is so amazing and makes me feel like an absolute princess. i couldnt be happier. i know how to drive a stick. and if you know me, thats pretty impressive. i believe that clowns are the most terrifying creatures that were put on this earth. they're not really happy. those smiles are painted on. i want a tattoo of a 4-leaf clover just below my waistline. if you get to see it i guess that means you're pretty lucky. i am a part of the highly elite beer pong team known as 'Team B.A.M.F.' and for those of you who are not aware of mr. massive joey and myself. we are BAD ASS MOTHER FUCKERS. My mouth is always open in pictures when im drunk. im sorry, but that's just the way it is. i recently dyed my hair black. the gay bartender at my work tells me that now i look fierce. i have the most retarded dog in the entire world that answers to the name doofus. he likes to run into walls and when he sneezes his head hits the floor. im scared of college. thats why i havnt been yet. i want to move to corpus christi, texas one day and open my own bar. i cant wait til im 21. then all of my problems will be solved. i just moved in with the absloute love of my life. chris ballou. its amazing. we just bought a dishwasher. football season has officially started. ive waited 8 months for this. and im so excited that i dont have to wait any longer. go colts. i love to have a good time. sometimes i dont remember how good of a time ive had. and a note to leave you with...stewarts grape soda is totally better than jesus.