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Miss Jackson Authoress Extraordinaire

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About Me

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Seven Deadly Sins Survey:

Wrath
Who did you last get angry with? Some fat bitch at work
What is your weapon of choice? something to knock a mother something's block off
Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? The question should be have I
How about the same sex? Hell to the mother freaking yes
Who was the last person who got really angry at you? Probably that same fat bitch that pissed me off
What is your pet peeve? Inconsiderate people and messy sheets
Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily? I have no problem letting it go
Sloth
What is one thing you're suppose to do daily that you haven't? Lately....work on my book
What is the latest you've ever woken up? Who knows
Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't? my brother's baby mama
What is the last lame excuse that you made? I made a few today so i don't remember
Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through? I'd be lying if I said no
How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock this morning? Twice
Gluttony
What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice? Ultimate Mango Matai from TGI Friday's
Are you a meat eater? Yes
What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event? I didn't measure how much I was drinking, I do know afterwards was sliding across the floor
Are you comfortable with your drinking and eating habits? Yes. Very comfortable.
Do you enjoy candy and sweets? Yes.
Which do you prefer: sweets, salty foods or spicy foods? sweets
Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought, "lunch"? no
Greed
How many credit cards do you own? 1, the man made me cut the rest up
If you had a million dollars, what would you do with it? shop
Would you rather be rich or famous? famous
Would you accept a boring job if it meant that you would make megabucks? yes
Pride
What's one thing that you have done that you're most proud of? Raising the beautiful Munchkinneck
What's one thing you have done that your parents are most proud of? Becoming a wonderful and intelligent woman
What thing would you like to accomplish late in your life? Not to late in life, homeownership
Do you get annoyed by coming in second place? No, but I would prefer to be first
Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors? Yes
Have you ever cheated to get a better score? Yes
What did you do today that you're proud of? I didn't pick up anything to knock anyone upside their mother something head
Lust
How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies, family, strippers, locker rooms)? not enough to brag about
How many people have seen you naked (not counting physicians, doctors, family, locker rooms, or when you were a young child)? Enough to shout it from rooftops and not be looked upon as a hoe
Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a person of your chosen sex during a normal conversation? All the time
What is your favorite body part of a person of your gender choice? Back
Have you ever had sexual encounters (including kissing/making out) with multiple persons? No
Have you ever been propositioned by a prostitute? Nope, but once this white man in pick up truck asked me if I wanted to suck his dick
Envy
What item of your friends would you most want to have for your own? Those b's do not have anything I don't already have except maybe more kids and a husband....ok I will take a husband for 0.
Who would you want to go on "Trading Spaces" with? That woman who is having Mekhi Phifer's baby
If you could be anyone who existed in the world, who would you be? Beyonce....only for one day (hopefully this day would be check day)
Have you ever been cheated on? Yup...bastard
Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own? at times
What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself? thats my secret
What deadly sin...
Do you do the most often? Lust
Do you do the least often? Envy
Is your favorite to act on? Lust
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My Blog

Chante’s Song-Excerpt

"Keith, can you fasten this for me?" I held my hair up as he fastened the clasp of my necklace...:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" /> Gently he kissed the back of my...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 19:49:00 GMT

You Win I Quit

You win I quit,They say if you want something you have to go after it, fight til you get it.  Well I am tired of fighting.  I am going to chalk this up to it ain't meant for me to have. ...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 18:44:00 GMT

Chantes Song

Chante Chambers is a self-proclaimed princess. She has it all: looks, a body women would pay for, a great career, all the material items a girl could want plus some...all of this maintained by her ex...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 19:43:00 GMT

Do you like... check yes or no

Do you like me...check yes or no.  There is no bullshit box. There is no I don’t want to settle down right now box.  There is no fuck me and I’ll call you later box.  T...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Mar 2008 19:13:00 GMT

I need a word

I need a word to describe how I feel right now.  At first I was cool.  But as usual something changed that.  Thats sort of a good thing.  I'm not frustrated yet I am fed up.  ...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 16:16:00 GMT

Power

Power. It something I lack. In some situations I have it.  I have alot of it. Yet when it really counts I have none. Deep down within me, I have to munster up enough strength, determination and p...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 15:53:00 GMT

Book to be released

I had to remove the excerpt from my up coming novel because the book will be released soon.  I am so excited and I know all of you are excited to buy it and read the the whole saga of Chante.
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:53:00 GMT

Why...

Why does life always seems to throw you curve balls?  I can't seem to get a break.  And just when I think the sun is going to shine my way in walks disappointment.  Can someone tell me ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:38:00 GMT

The Intentions of Men

When a man meets a woman what is his intentions?  I am convinced this his number one intention is to get in the puss.  After that then what?  Why can't men or should I call them lil boy...
Posted by on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 06:43:00 GMT