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Dwan

My one-of-kind self gets stoned everyday like Jesus did

About Me


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Name: Dwan/Patrice (whatever you know me as)
Birthdate: May 28, 1980
Birthplace: Georgetown, SC
Current Location: Slowvannah, GA (I gotta get out of this place, like YESTERDAY!!!!)
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 5'7"
Weight: Why?????
Piercings: 3 (They're all in my ears people)
Tatoos: None
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: I'm doing bad all by myself
Overused Phraze: Whammy!!(If you have seen Anchorman, then you'll get it)
FAVORITES
Food: I don't know......
Candy: Now and Later (Yeah, I'm a little old school)
Number: 33 (My ex-husband, Grant Hill's jersey number)
Color: Carolina Blue (Yeah, I'm a Tarheel fan, and?????)
Animal: (Can't think of any)
Drink: Anything but water (I think I need to work on that, don't you think?)
Alcohol Drink: Amaretto Sour
Bagel: What?
Letter: Huh?
Body Part on Opposite sex: Eyes
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
McDonalds or BurgerKing: Please don't make me choose!!!!
Strawberry or Watermelon: Strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: Ewww!!! Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla Chocolate
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: It depends on how I feel in the morning
Kiss or Hug: I'm not affectionate
Dog or Cat: Dog
Rap or Punk: Rap
Summer or Winter: Winter (It feels like South Hell in the summertime here in Georgia)
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: Horror (especially after a bad day)
Love or Money: If we're both making money, then love's a possibility.
Bedtime: 12:00 a.m. (Its a bitch trying to get up in the morning)
Most Missed Memory: High School (I wish I can do it all over)
Best phyiscal feature: I don't know, you tell me.
First Thought Waking Up: Where's the damn snooze button?
Goal for this year: To get a promotion. Man, I'm tired of paying dues. I'M TAPPED OUT!!!
Best Friends: Keri
Weakness: I wear my emotions on my sleeves
Fears: Snakes and Failure
Heritage: African American, I guess
Longest relationship: 3 years.
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: Yes
Ever Smoked: Once, OK!!!! (peer pressure's a muthaf****!!!)
Pot: HELL NO!!!! (Marijuana's bad, mmmkay)-If you don't watch South Park, you won't get it.
Ever been Drunk: Nope. I know my limit
Ever been beaten up: I don't fight
Ever beaten someone up: Does it look like I want to catch a case for anyone?
Ever Shoplifted: No
Ever Skinny Dipped: No
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: Yes
Been Dumped Lately: No
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: I don't discriminate
Favorite Hair Color: I don't discriminate
Short or Long: If its longer than mine, I'm jealous.
Height: You have to be taller than me
Style: As long as you don't wear white tees every sinlge day......
Looks or Personality: Personality
Hot or Cute Hot
Drugs and Alcohol: Drugs-NO; If you're an occasional drinker like me, then its cool. You can't be getting pissy everynight.
Muscular or Really Skinny: Muscular
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: Lost count
What country do you want to Visit: Africa
How do you want to Die: Saved
Been to the Mall Lately: Yes. I need to stop window shopping and actually spend some money.
Do you like Thunderstorms: I guess, I just sleep through them
Get along with your Parents: I get along with my mother better than my father
Health Freak: I need to work on that as well
Do you think your Attractive: I don't know
Believe in Yourself: Sometimes
Want to go to College: I would love to go back. You're paying?
Do you Smoke: No I don't. (See, I made the right choice)
Do you Drink: Yes!!! Why are you asking again????? Do you want me to stop? OK I'll do it!!!GEEZ!!!!
Shower Daily: Who doesn't?!?!
Do you Sing: I can't even hold a note. The world is not ready.
Want to get Married: Ummm....I guess
Do you want Children: No, but stuff happens
Have your future kids names planned out: Kid1, Kid2, and so forth (I doubt it'll be that many)
Hate anyone: I have a few people in mind, why? Are you going to beat them up for me? In that case, I'll pay you.(Just Kidding)
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
Your Inner Child Is Sad
You're a very sensitive soul.
You haven't grown that thick skin that most adults have.
Easily hurt, you tend to retreat to your comfort zone.
You don't let many people in - unless you've trusted them for a long time. How Is Your Inner Child?
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Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Shy towards oppisite sex. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves literature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High spirited.
Leave a message on the fridge.
****** Don't be rude because I can play that game too (maybe better). If you have something to say to me, don't "bitch up" and leave an anonymous message on a frige, e-mail me. I'll get back, TRUST ME!!! ******
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Hov has a swagger that cannot be touched. I know a lot of you disagree, but you know what they say about opinions (and don't come at me trying to change my mind).....As for Cam'ron, I'm just making a statement with that picture. He's dealing with his emotions like a girl right now. And that's putting it nicely.

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Television:

What can I say? I'm addicted.

This has to be one of the funniest episodes of "South Park" I've ever seen!!!! This is the "The Michael Jackson Episode". (Let me add that this is the ENTIRE episode, so please don't get upset when you realize that this video is too long)

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"That's how I roll......"(I wish I can punt like that)
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