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Matt

As pure as the driven slush

About Me

I am genuine, open, honest, grounded, cute, charming, passionate, playful, sexy, funny, laid back, intense, idealistic, a die-hard romantic, and easily excitable. I'll try anything twice, the first time is always clouded with anticipation of the unknown. My parents raised me right, I always say please, thank you, and you're welcome. I believe in equality, but treat a woman how she should be treated, I will get her coat, the door, her chair, and the check. I always capitalize the word Love, it's that important of a word. I have good karma, people frequently give me free things. I'm a good tipper. My friends and family come first. I can polka. I give people the benefit of the doubt. I'm mature, but I'm not old. I always try to buy whatever kids are selling door-to-door. Don't ever mistake my kindness for weakness. I'm a Lover not a fighter. I think "third base" can be the most fun base. I trust instantly and without reservation, but burn me once and it's gone forever. I'm comfortable in any situation. I never pass a window or mirror without checking my reflection. I have close friends of all ages and all walks of life. I'm wise beyond my years, but can still play the fool. I'm not afraid of being hurt. I Love to spoon. I have tons to offer. Close mindedness is my biggest turn-off. My body's a temple, and this temple can move. I've been told I can be overwhelming. Some people say they party like rock stars, rock stars say they party like me. I'm on the guest list. I can make a bad-ass curry. People around me are always laughing, and I have no problems laughing at myself (exhibit A, look at my pictures). I think thunderstorms are hot. I try to always look my best. Nothing starts the day better than morning sex. I can't imagine life without dancing. I travel ALOT, my passport sees more action than a $10 Bangkok hooker (and I've seen them in person, and NO, NOT up close and personal thank you). I expect utter openness and honesty at all times. I'll only marry when I know it's for a lifetime. I move fast, in every sense of the word. I brush and floss. I'll kiss on the first date but never more (well, sometimes more ;-). I take nothing for granted. In the immortal words of Tommy Lee, "My life doesn't suck!" I won't settle. I work hard. I play hard. I want it all. I almost have it.
BTW This is nowhere near complete.
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My Interests

MySpacing, talking, emailing, dancing, dining, sailing, rollerblading, climbing, cooking, movies, music, and everything.

I'd like to meet:

A girl that's smart, funny, sexy, and thoughtful. I want a good-girl that can play the role of bad-girl, not the other way around. Quirky and goofy are welcome, insane or crazy is not. Someone that knows what they want in life and willing to take risks to get it. I have a HUGE... weakness for tall girls (how'd you think I was going to end that sentence ;-) I want a woman that has her own sense of style and fashion. Someone that can dress up for a night out, but then throw on some shorts and a tank for a day of biking, blading, sailing, hiking, volleyball, or whatever. A girl that can run the 40 yard dash as fast in her 4" heels as her Nikes. I don't mind high maintenance as long as you're self-maintaining. Someone that's both a femme girly-girl and a strong woman. A woman who's ambitious, successful, and driven at everything they do. A chairman in the boardroom, a chef in the kitchen, and a lover in the bedroom (I can handle the cooking if you're at least the other two). A girl that speaks her mind, likes to travel, and live life to the fullest. She should be sophisticated, but not too proper she's afraid to say "fuck" when necessary. Someone that doesn't need a knight to rescue them or sherpas to carry all of her baggage. A woman that thinks settling down doesn't need to mean slowing down.

Music:

Mashups (see video), house, dance, 70's, 80's, 90's, top 40, metal, grunge, new rock, indie, alternative, etc., let's just say if it's a genre I probably like something from it. The radio is fine for the car, but otherwise it's all about napster and my ipod shuffle.KISS VS Snoop Dogg featuring J.T. (just watch it)

Movies:

Amelie, Delicatessen, Double life of Veronique, Blue, White, Red, Fargo, Oh Brother Where Art Thou, Hudsucker Proxy, Raising Arizona, The Princess Bride, Rushmore, The Secretary, The Royal Tenenbaums, Shawshank Redemption, Kill Bill, Napolean Dynamite, Closer, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, Dig!, Sin City, Dogtown and Z-boys, Go, Groove, Nat'l Lampoon's Vacation, Snatch, Weird Science, Sixteen Candles, Real Genius, Young Frankenstein, The Player, Shortcuts, Swingers, Old School, Harold and Kumar Go To Whitecastle. I could go on forever, I'm a huge film buff.

Television:

Life can be too serious, so I like my TV to be mindless and numbing. A nicely packaged 22 minute break from life without any of the druggie after effects.

Any of those best of shows, so I can easily turn it on/off in the middle and not feel like I missed anything. When I want to be educated I go read.

Oh, and I HAVE TO TiVo my Chicago Bears because I'm usually sailing on Sundays. Luckily, everyone konws not to tell me the final score before I get a chance to watch it, so I haven't had to go any murderous rampages.

Books:

Anything by Kafka or David Sedaris, the Motely Crue biography, those damn Harry Potter books, anything to do with physics, astronomy, or cosmology (which isn't quite the same as astrology and cosmotology, God help anyone that doesn't know the difference.)

My Blog

Meeting people on myspace

I haven't blogged in a while, and this is one I've been meaning to post for about a year now. I guess with taking this week off I've finally gotten some spare time on my hands :-)Meeting people on mys...
Posted by Matt on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 02:22:00 PST

Some new Horoscopes

I certainly don't live my life by my horoscopes. I'm not even sure I believe in them, but I've always felt there i...
Posted by Matt on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 04:13:00 PST

Ibiza pictures

Vacation has started!!! Me, with Tim photographing some of the "sights" at Bora Bora Every hour of the day is a good time for dancing or drinking in Ibiza (Bora Bora). Tim at Bora Bora, wit...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Spain Part I (Ibiza)

I just spent 8 days in Spain and it was one of the best trips of my life. My friend Tim, whom I've known all my life, went too. It started with 3 days in Ibiza, a small island in the med, less than an...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

50 Things women should know about men

1. We arent mind readers! And we don't pick up on subtlety. Just tell us.2. We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous.3. When you sleep over never boss me around in be...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Top Five

The five women a girlfriend (if I had one) should allow me to hook up with, should the opportunity arise.Kelly RipaFergieGwen StefaniCatherine Zeta-JonesJillian BarberieI can't think of a group of mor...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Pearls of Wisdom from DLR

David Lee Roth: "I'm a family-oriented guy. I've personally started four or five this year already." "Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongs...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

IBIZA BABY!!! IBIZA!!!

After years of promising myself "next year", this year is the year. I'm going to Ibiza!!! The small Spanish Isle in the Mediterranean is only the house capital, party capital, DJ capital, club capital...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Girls' descriptions of other girls

Here is a decoding scheme for what a girl really looks like based on another girl's one-word description: If she says____ = It means____ "Gorgeous" = Beautiful "Beautiful" = Hot "Hot" = Cute ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cancer Horoscope II

In accordance with the astrological omens, I've assembled a host of snappy one-liners for you to wield in the coming week, Cancerian. Sooner or later, it will make sense for you to utter every one of ...
Posted by Matt on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST