Mixed Martial Arts ("we both know I'm training to become a cage fighter...")
College
Church
Music (listening to & playing Mandolin/Guitar)
Getting into GREAT shape
My lovely wife
My children :)
Your mom?
Also, global warming is a very funny joke.
7 Seconds, A.F.I., Aiden, Alkaline Trio, Amber Pacific, Bill Monroe, Bluegrass 101, Brand New, Dag Nasty, Dashboard Confessional, Daddy Yankee, Descendents, Eminem, Fall Out Boy, Flatt & Scruggs, The Forecast, Funeral Oration, The Get Up Kids, God's Reflex, Green Day, Hawthorne Heights, Hey Mercedes, Jimmy Eat World, Kids In The Way, Lifetime, The Louvin Brothers, Midtown, Motion City Soundtrack, MxPx, My Chemical Romance, New Found Glory, Nickel Creek, Oasis, Panic! At The Disco, Relient K, Samiam, Sarah McLachlan, Saves the Day, Senses Fail, Spoken, The Starting Line, Stony Point Quartet, Story of the Year, The Supertones, Taking Back Sunday, Thrice, Third Eye Blind, Thursday, Underoath, The Used, Weezer, Yellowcard
28 Days Later, Billy Madison, Butterfly Effect, Charlie & The Chocolate Factory (the NEW one), Casino, Dawn of the Dead, Day of the Dead, Dirty Work, Donnie Darko (though I won't claim to understand it...), Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood, From Dusk Till Dawn, Goodfellas, Happy Gilmore, Hostel, Kill Bill (Vols. 1 & 2), Mean Girls, Napoleon Dynamite, Night of the Living Dead, Pirates of the Carribbean, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Saw I & II, Shaun of the Dead, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Wedding Singer
Jericho
K-1
Man vs. Wild
The Office
Pride FC
Anything UFC
La Biblia
Making Life Rich Without Any Money
Freakonomics
The Millionaire Next Door
The Total Money Makeover
Eat More Chikin, Inspire More People
The Outsiders
How is it that people have enough time to go 'clubbin' but not enough time to read a flipping book once in awhile?!?!
Jesus Christ
The Apostle Paul
My Preacher
Servicemembers (& their families, whose duty to hold down the fort at home is often more difficult than that of their absent loved one)
Policemen, Firemen and Public Servants