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sarah hel

sarahhel

About Me

i have a fat cat. fuck you if you don't like hot dogs. i love snapple peach tea, buy me some. i watch too much television, it's becoming a sick addiction.

My Interests

dxn ,eating candy, stealing candy, slicing and dicing, threats, menacing, raping, pillaging, plundering, swindling, looting, hobo's, vikings, swords, daggers, cannons, heavy machinery,impossibilities, kittens, apples, oranges,arts and crafts.

I'd like to meet:

cannibals.

Music:

i'm not cool enough or hardcore enough to listen to the bands you do.

Movies:

weekend at bernies.

Television:

SeaLab2021

Books:

Child's First Bible.

Heroes:

Bums.

My Blog

Tyrant

i'm so annoyed and frustrated i would sacrifice young animals for a moment of clarity.
Posted by sarah hel on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:35:00 PST

Conversation with Pop.

this is a conversation i had with my Pop today in his truck.ME: "yo, pop why do you have that fancy radar detector?"POP: "because"ME: "because why?" POP: "so i know where the cops are running radar"ME...
Posted by sarah hel on Thu, 26 Jul 2007 12:07:00 PST

ROB VAN DAM invades my dreams

Last night my mind subjected me to true horror. I had a dream about ROB VAN DAM.Actually, now that I really force myself to think about it, it was a nightmare due to acts of violence. For those of you...
Posted by sarah hel on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 10:11:00 PST