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Andy

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About Me


Ordinary is a word that could be used, I have made very little impact on the world, I havent won the nobel peace prize, I didn’t invent the lightbulb, and I didn’t help with the fall of Sadaam Hussain. I work Monday to Friday, I live in a house and I never have enough money. But why do I want to be ordinary? Im andrew and my life is far from boring. I am the sort of person who bounces off others enthusiasm, believes smiling is contageous, laughing inappropriately is the way to world peace, and learns a lot from following his gut instinct. I often walk with a spring in my step, I never run if I’ve missed the bus, and only ever apologise when I sincerely mean it. I appreciate that everybody can make one mistake, but to make it twice is ignorant. I belive I am the one who would light the black flame candle if Hocus Pocus was real life and not a fictional disney movie. I work damn hard, I have very little self contol, I burn my candle at both ends, and hate getting things wrong. Ultimately it is my friends, my family and my brother who come first before anybody and anything. I love conversation, and may not agree with your opinion, but will fight to my death your right to say it. I work hard, I play harder, have barely enough time to rest, smoke too much for my own good, drink like a fish, and laugh until it hurts. Some say I am the life and soul of the party, others say I can’t dance, most will notice that I live to have a good time and make the most of every given day. I will try anything atleast twice, I have a massive burning ambition inside of me, I break the rules, I disobey, I always win (eventually), I am happy, proud, big and bold, I love my life and am more than happy to be normal, ordinary Andrew.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

~I like the politically correct ~The politically incorrect ~Any member of the royal family (especially Princess Michael you rebel) ~Any employee of the royal family ~Id like to interview an illegal immigrant ~An an employee at guantanamo bay. ~An american hobo from the 1920's ~And also a flapper from the 1920's. ~One of the passengers from each class of the titanic. ~Prince Williams girlfriend can come for dinner. ~Oscar Wilde, we are meant to be together ~Workers on oil rigs north east of the country ~Nanny Brenda (the lady who babysat when i was 2) ~Somebody who was alive during Mary queen of Scots reign ~A nazi aryan ~Mary Poppins ~A right or left wing politician. ~My great grandma ~Gillian Gibbon (the one who named her teddy Mohammed) ~Hansel and Gretel ~Little red riding hood ~The guy on Facebook who is also called Andrew Meechan because he looks like a total gimp and wont accept my friendship request. ~A complete cunt. ~Vivienne Westwood ~A cherub ~A lepper ~Miss Saigon..

My Blog

Flangela Hobday, the one and only.

Ever heard the saying A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying "that was fucking awesome", well its so true. I am confident that i ...
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Seasonal Adjustment Disorder

The first customer of the day said to me 'Isnt it cold', and as i looked at her with a face of complete dis satisfaction she soon realised i wasnt going to reply to her stupid comment, when clearly ou...
Posted by on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 17:49:00 GMT

Amma

Amma Amma i love amma She tastes like Hamma. I do love Amma. xxx
Posted by on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 10:54:00 GMT