Dogs |
DOGS
The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
-Anonymous
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
-Ann Land...
Posted by Don Parsons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Tired of solicitors? |
Andy Rooney's Tips for Handling Telemarketers
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>>Three Little Words That Work !!
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>>(1)The three little words are: "Hold On, Please..."
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>>Saying this, while putting down your phone and wa...
Posted by Don Parsons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
How SLUTTY are you? TEST |
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Posted by Don Parsons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A hot afternoon |
His attention was interrupted. The volume on the hotel room television had suddenly blared to life. On the screen the diminutive form of the former Olympic star appeared. Another feminine products adv...
Posted by Don Parsons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
An inspiring story-FUNNY |
Four lawyers in a law firm lived and died for their Saturday morning round of golf. It was their favorite moment of the week. Then one of the lawyers was transferred to an office in another city. It w...
Posted by Don Parsons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
If I wake up |
It will be a whoops....................sorry..I'm just done right now.
Posted by Don Parsons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Life is not measured |
"Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away."
Posted by Don Parsons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
NEVER LEAVE THE ONE YOU LOVE ...... |
Don't EVER leave the one you love for the one you like because the one you like will leave you for the one they love...Funny though...The one you LOVE is never the one that LOVES you....
Posted by Don Parsons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Women over 30 |
Women over 30
This was written by Andy Rooney from CBS 60 Minutes.
Andy Rooney says:
As I grow in age, I value women who are over 30 most of all. Here are just a few reasons why:
A woman o...
Posted by Don Parsons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A MATH TRICK |
Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you.
> Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why that
>person
> is not running the country.
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> ...
Posted by Don Parsons on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
