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Theanna

Everything looks perfect from far away....

About Me

It's been awhile since I updated this, so I figured it was about time! I could tell you the obvious details, i.e. my name, what I do, etc., but that's a little boring. Besides, that's not the kind of thing it takes to know someone. So here we go...My first pet's name was Smokey. I'm a vegetarian, but I can't stand cabbage, wax beans, lima beans, brussel sprouts, onions of any kind, or capers. My taste in music is pretty random. I love long showers. I don't like food that has mostly one texture, but every now and then, you get a bite of something funky. It creeps me out. Whoever invented the "Snooze" button is a genius... Evil genius, but a genius, nevertheless. Enough wine, and I get giggly. I hate ice - on the street, in my drinks... (it wouldn't be bad if it weren't so cold). If every day had an extra hour, I'd probably spend it sleeping. I wish I could love with reckless abandon. My 3-year-old is the CUTEST boy in the entire world. I am not a "cat person" (I'd never own a pet that prissy). I am 18 percent body fat; even though that's borderline-unhealthy-skinny for a woman, it's still pretty gross to think about. If hell were real, it would be populated by Brittany Spears and Jessica Simpson singing "Barbie Girl" non-stop. I don't have a favorite color. I think you can tell a lot about a person by their hands. I am PETRIFIED by dentists' offices and cockroaches. Feminists killed chivalry. I LOVE flanel sheets and thick, wooley socks. I try not to do things that I know I'll lie about doing later. I cherish my friends, and I will always be loyal to them. Anyone remember the Snorks? I loved that show. And whatever happened to good programming like TGIF and saturday morning cartoons?
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A rabbi, a Muslim, and a transvestite who meet in a bar...
How to make a Theanna
Ingredients:
1 part anger
5 parts self-sufficiency
1 part empathy
Method:
Add to a cocktail shaker and mix vigorously. Add a little caring if desired!
Username:

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Music:

Right now I'm mostly listening to James Blunt's "Back to Bedlam" and the Pussy Cat Dolls. Love it! Just bought Daniel Powter's CD, and it's fabulous! Totally seamless, mellow, and good for every mood.

Movies:

"Sliding Doors" with Gwyneth Paltrow - Shows how one moment, something you don't even realize, can completely change your life. Highly recommended!

Television:

Dane Cooks First Time

My Blog

What is sexy?

What is sexy? Sexy is intelligence. Sexy is self-confidence. Sexy is knowing who you are and not being afraid to put it out there. Sexy is a woman saying, "Wait... You want me to be HOW thin? That's s...
Posted by Theanna on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 09:42:00 PST

21 Life Lessons

Maybe I should have called it "20 Life Lessons and one bit of Complete & Total Crap."  I'll leave it to you to decide which is which :) 21 LIFE LESSONS: ONE. Give people more than they expect...
Posted by Theanna on Tue, 23 May 2006 08:40:00 PST

Random thoughts...

- A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good. - If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. - The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobod...
Posted by Theanna on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 11:50:00 PST

This one's for the nice guys...

To every guy that's said, "Sex can wait." (and meant it!)To every guy that was never too busy to drive across town to see her.To every guy who has given her flowers just because.To every guy that said...
Posted by Theanna on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:58:00 PST

some of my favorite Rumi quotes...

from Jallaledin Rumi, a Middle-Eastern poet in the early 13th century:It's good to leave each day behind,like flowing water, free of sadness.Yesterday is gone and its tale told.Today new seeds are gro...
Posted by Theanna on Mon, 01 May 2006 07:49:00 PST

the unbearable lightness of being

My favorite book, and here are some quotes that I hope will help you see why...There is nothing heavier than compassion.  Not even one's own pain weighs so heavy as the pain one feels with someon...
Posted by Theanna on Mon, 01 May 2006 08:05:00 PST