Virtually adequate in every way I embody a veritable smorgisborg of adequacy. From family life to the class room to my place of business I am constantly bursting with adequatulance. People have to shield thier eyes as I pass from the dull yellow glow of my adequataquatesism. I cannot be contained. I cannot be leashed. Terrible and great all at once my sizzle is that of a lukewarm pan full of old beans! If you see me on the street say, "hello, how are you." And I'll proudly turn my average face to yours and say, "Very adequate my good man, very adequate in deed!"
