Ashley

I come from a long line of crazies and i'm not above using that to my advantage. I often tell long and very involved stories of monkies that live in my shoes. Like the monkies in my left shoe are bulgarian and the monkies in my right shoe are french. And they don't like each other at all and are constantly at war which explains why i have such poor cordination. I mean you try walking straight while the monkies in your left shoe are invading the right. But honestly im not really crazy i know that aren't really monkies there but nobody else has to know that. My family is not above acting a little slow and yelling your name in horror in public if you dare to leave them on one asile to go look for something on another. Oh course we may not be acting, we are talking about a group of kids who jumped of the roof of the house with garbage bags and bed sheets to see which made better paracheuts. Niether did. Or jump off tables into three feet of water and swear it never hurt. It almost always did. I love my family and talk about them alot we are all beatifully flawed and while some of us may try to hide those flaws i like to expose them. Remember people you have got to leave wounds out in the open to bleed and breath and heal or else they fester. And except for may be the adams family who wants a fester. Miss ya Love ya Mean it