((ORiN))

((ORiN))
I love and get along with my parents. I have a blind dog named Sally. I also have a black cat named Spook. Oh, and a ghecko named Zues. I seem stuck up and bitchy right from the start.
Mostly because I seem quiet; I'm not.
If I like you, you'll know it.
If I don't like you, well, you'll know that too.
I'm very quick to respond to praise.
But I also take any and all criticism to heart.
I play around alot, so don't be too serious.
I can very easily be made self-concsious.
I can very easily make YOU even more self-concsious.
Mostly because I'll play with your insecurities.
Shame on me, I know.
When it comes to politics, I'm a total ass.
That means Democrat, if you're stupid.
I have like no body hair.
Eew, you pervert.
I love the color orange.
After orange it's beetle green, gold, yellow, then purple.
I know there's life in outer space.
I don't wear my glasses.
They make me look smart(er) though.
I love maps and could stare at them for hours.
I'm teaching myself sign language.
Yes, I learned all the cuss words first.
I have a massive birth mark, not a mole!
I am entirely aware of my "devil horns," thank you.
I still listen to boy bands.
I climb trees whenever possible.
I don't like stupid humor.
It's (going to be) a tan, trust me.
I'm a Hollister overnighter turned "model".
I fold down the whole store either way.
And I take pride in my folds, thank you.
I have a strong sense of smell.
You stink.
I make promises I can't keep.
Seriously. Like I promise.
I'm scared of falling.
I use an excessive amount of salt and hot sauce.
My pinkies don't crack.
There is no color I will not wear.
Black isn't a color.
I talk to myself all the time.
I've tried almost all the flavors at Jamba Juice.
Yes, I asked them if I could have an orgasm.
I dance in my room.
I believe in the power of prayer.
My vanity mirror is always open.
I believe in spirits.
I have a slight fear of dark water.
I sleep better on my right side.
Can't sleep at all on my stomach.
Call me up and we'll go running.
I save my coins and never spend them.
I get a bit car sick in the back seat of sedans.
I have a personal goal to grow to 6 feet.
I'm a failed vegetarian.
I'll try again someday, and fail.
"Fuck" & "Love" do not belong in the same sentence.
I don't like racist jokes.
I clean my ears after every shower.
I can't stand the sound of a heart beat.
I always miss the trash can.
I have a passion for orange juice.
I don't believe in peer pressure.
People ultimately make their own dumb choices.
Two-faced people are the worst.
I'm an animal rights activist.
I'm size one regular biotch.
But my pets are always fat.
I'll keep arguing even if I realize I'm wrong.
I can cut hair.
I can blow spit bubbles that fly away.
I'm sick of dance and horse movies.
I'm a night owl.
I have very diverse friends.
I'm currently cutting back on text messaging.
That, of course, is not working.
I've never done drugs, and I don't intend to.
I welcome rain anyday.
I think I forgot how to hate people.
I always make wishes.
I'm not allowed to wear flip flops.
I've never seen Grease.
I use way too much wiper fluid.
I'm actually out of it right now.
Don't touch my face.
I love old people and little kids.
I believe in luck.
My record for Minesweeper is 16 secs.
You wish you knew how to play and win it.
I know all my myspace friends.
I'm super good with photoshop.
I challenge myself to befriend the unfriendly.
I'm sort of a klepto.
I hate when there's nothing on the radio.
I want a rabbit and a snake.
More friends than comments = loser.
I actually like black licorice and brocoli.
I'm treated like a spoiled prince.
I don't like cranberries, but I drink cranberry juice.
I have an incredibly strong work ethic.
Loved and hated for it. But I always get the mother lovin job done.
I say "mother lovin."
I am never bored.
I cry at chick flicks.
I love hot weather and sweating cuz it's so hott.
I'm a neat freak.
I get directionally disoriented very easily.
I chew on my straws.
I'm like a solar panel, I need the sun to function.
I can't sleep with socks on.
My writing slants left.
I don't use my horn.
I make us this smiley, =D, all the time.
I suck at calling people back.
I kinda spit when I talk.
My pants never fit me.
I know my ZYXs.
I'm scared of splinters.
I don't kill anything.
I have a garden.
I eat chilies straight out of the jar.
I only buy white socks.
I chew on my cheeks.
I play with fire.
I don't have enough outfits for all my shoes.
I don't fly.
Home videos make me nauseous.
I go on myspace all the time.
I'm always adding to this list.
Probably cuz I always have more to say about myself.
Oh, and none of this stuff could ever define me.
Don't be jealous =D
But, for the time being, thank you for reading.