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ALYSSA

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About Me

i'm alyssapalooza gun-SOLVES. i'm 18 but i wish i was 8. i go to csu chico and my drinking town has a college problem.
i hate when people wear black and brown and use bad grammar. i am addicted to gum. my biggest hobbies are sleeping and eating. i want to be a teacher. nothing makes me happier than disneyland. i would marry will ferrell tomorrow.
i'm really awkward and my life is kind of a joke. i don't have my driver's license because i am retarded. which means i don't have a valid ID because i refuse to get the plain california ones. so the airport treats me like a terrorist and i can't buy tickets to rated R movies.
i really miss my digital camera and how life was one year ago. my mommy is my best friend.

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My Interests



I'd like to meet:

more than anything...OPRAH WINFREY

i want to meet this little girl. she is trying to say the words "sparkling wiggles" but she has a speech impediment and yeah just listen.

My Blog

pictures from prom :)

preprom only. the during and after pictures ---- far too haggard/drunk/ugly. me and my wifey at maddie's the girls at maddie's my wonderful date patrick oberg our limo was alright portugues...
Posted by ALYSSA on Thu, 25 May 2006 07:10:00 PST

gi joes & army hoes pictures

i'm gonna miss having alyssapaloozas when i move :( ok here's a million pictures but just ignore how drunk i am and how messed up my hair is in ALL of them ...
Posted by ALYSSA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

don't laugh at me

i know i know i know i swore i would never make one of these shut up
Posted by ALYSSA on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST