I lack personality, handsomeness, money, and a sense of humor, and my smell is a combination of Brut and barf breath, but other than that I'm a neat guy.
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I'm pathetically simple, my main interests are Carolina basketball and having deep-nonserious-humorous conversations about the most random things that make me laugh (preferably offensive to someone). Myself, I'm extremely self-centered. Making my own t-shirts. Pretending. Observing people in their natural settings such as Wal-Mart where you can observe every species of human. O yah and beer. I am also interested in going back to school and becoming in my own eyes a real adult. Or at least coming up with a real clever scam to take money out of the hands of dumbasses. Also I really love to dig holes.
Peter Gallagher. A girl with a great boob job, and by boob job I mean just have one of them done so I can at least laugh at her during awkward silences. John Frusciante, because he is quite possibly the anti-christ. Charles Manson, because I want to know if he's ticklish. Raymond Felton quite possibly my all time favorite Tarheel (my apologies to Antawn Jamison, Donald Williams, and Pete Chilcutt).
Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Doors, Cream, Black Sabbath, Kings of Leon, The Black Keys, Modest Mouse, The Strokes, Earth Crisis, Stretch Armstrong, ASG, Beastie Boys, Jack Johnson, Blood for Blood, Valient Thorr, Alice N Chains, Hatebreed, Focal Point, No Innocent Victim, Burn the Priest, White Stripes, And You Will Know us by the Trail of Dead, The Hotsnakes, Radiohead, Oysterhead, LES CLAYPOOL and all nine thousand of his projects, The Fucking Champs, Many Stylez, Mercyful Fate, King Diamond, Iron Maiden...and the list goes on
Requiem for a Dream, Crash, the Life Aquatic, City of God, Punch Drunk Love, American Beauty, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, And now thanks to Hannah: FROM JUSTIN TO KELLY, CROSSROADS, Dirty Work, Office Space, Napoleon Dynamite, Tommy Boy, Black Sheep, Dumb and Dumber...all the other worn out balls classic comedies of the 90's, Wonderland, Amorres Peros, Pulp Fiction, True Romance, and some more...action movies suck. Non-nude porn rules.
Family Guy, Malcolm in the Middle, Cheap Seats, Jackass, Seinfeld, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Tarheel basketball, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Simpsons, THE OFFICE (BBC AND USA), Reno 911, The Vadican Christmas mass...only if my brother is there to watch it with me.And the occasional interesting documentary
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