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jEss.AndrEws*

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About Me


How ya going people I'm Jess! I'm Originally from Kirkby, Moved to Australia for a year now I'm back, Fuck yeah.. =] Id say I was loud an outgoing, always up for a laugh an random nights out! I love Chris Brown, Mint Humbugs, Cheese On Toast and Malibu and Pineapple! Also have the best mates in the world.. both in Australia & Liverpool. So yeah, thats me in a nutshell. Enjoy my profile! ♥
*The New and Improved Ultimate About Me*:
Basics:
Name: Jessica Isabella Andrews.
Date of Birth: 24th October 1990.
Birthplace: Fazakerly Hospital.
Current Location: Adelaide, South Australia.
Eye Color: Change all the time, mostly grey and blue...
Hair Color: Dark Brown.
Height: Mmm Dunno..
Heritage: Scouse!
Piercings: 5.
Tattoos: None yet =[
Favourite:
Band/Singer: Thirsty Merc, Pink.
Song: 20 Good Reasons.
Movie: Forrest Gump.
Disney Movie: Beauty & The Beast.
TV show: Bondi Beach.
Color: Not fussed..Pink?
Food: Carbonara, Yummy!
Pizza topping: Meatlovers BBQ!
Ice-Cream Flavor: Praline, Oreos.
Drink (alcoholic): Malibu, Passionpop&Orange Haha..
Soda: Water, Boring I Know.
Store: H&M.
Clothing Brand: George Asda,Haha.. Nah Probs Zara or H&M Stuff.
Shoe Brand: Mollini.. Oh la la.
Season: Summer by farrrrrr.
Month: Dont care, long as its hot hot hot!
Holiday/Festival: Matthew Street, America.
Flower: Frangipani, Very Aussie hehe!
Make-Up Item: Clinique.
Board game: Twister..Only to be played with hot boys though haha!
This or That
Sunny or rainy: Sunnn Fo sho.
Chocolate or vanilla: Eiver, Yuk!
Fruit or veggie: Fruit kinda Gal.
Night or day: Ummm Night.
Sour or sweet: Sweet as sugar!
Love or money: Love dont cost a thing..=)
Phone or in person: Up close an Personal hehe.
Looks or personality: Personality, I aint shallow lol.
Coffee or tea: Tea Tank Meeee.
Hot or cold: Hot hot hot.
Your:
Goal for this year: Umm dunno, work.. earn money an party.
Most missed memory: My bitches in Liverpool.
Best physical feature: Ooooof I dunno, you tell me! Gotta say I do have nice toes =P
First thought waking up: Snooze button where are youuuu!
Hypothetical personality disorder: I aint got disorders you mo fo!
Preferred type of plastic surgery: Nah dont agree with all that crap, stay natural...
Sesame street alter ego: Kermit..
Fairytale alter ego: Tinkerbell...
Most stupid remark: Somebody once asked me if I was Russian.. how weird lol.
Worst crime: Im a good girl, no crimes here guys.
Greatest ambition: To live on the beach front in a tropical place muhaha.
Greatest fear: Spiders...Growing old too fast!
Darkest secret: Wouldnt you love to know! ;)
Favorite subject: History or something interesting! And P.e.
Strangest received gift: Someone give me an apple on Halloween, fuckers! I wanted sweeeets.
Worst habit: Skitting People on the street.. Aha or being random.
Do You:
Smoke: Negative.
Drink: When I feel like, I prefer not tooo.
Curse: Oh yeah coz I can put curses on people...Hmm.
Shower daily: Of course!
Like thunderstorms: Dont mind them like.
Dance in the rain: I guess..
Sing: Yeah, not good though!
Play an instrument: Used to play Piano..
Get along with your parents: Most of the time.
Wish on stars: Yeah, sometimes.
Believe in fate: Yes!
Believe in love at first sight: Mmm.. not really.
Can You:
Drive: Yeah, beast me kid.
Sew: Uhh nuh.
Cook: No way, only toast or noodles.
Speak another language: Aussie :p
Dance: Yerrrr, what a silly question!
Sing: Not goood!
Touch your nose with your tongue: No my tongues only widdal haha.
Whistle: Yisss.
Curl your tongue: Positive!
Have You Ever:
Been Drunk: Yeah, grosss.
Been Stoned/High: No comment.
Eaten Sushi: Yeah.. yuk!
Been in Love: Nah dont think so.
Skipped school: All the time Muhaha.
Made prank calls: Hell yeah! Pretty funny in Robyn Knoxss Sleepover! ;)
Sent someone a love letter: No im not gay ha.
Stolen something: Yeah ama smack ed meeee.
Cried yourself to sleep: Uh huh.. poor me.
Other Questions:
What annoys you most in a person? Not listening to me, or butting in ha.
Are you right or left handed? Righty Kerddd.
What is your bedtime? Whenever Im tired.
Name three things you can't live without: Brain, Heart, lungs.
What is the color of your room? White & Wooden Stuff ha.
Do you have any siblings? One sister.
Do you have any pets? Dog called Ringo. Aww.
Would you kill someone you hate for a million dollars? Million quid is worth more so no!
What is you middle name? Timothy Henry.
What are you nicknames? Jess, Jessy, Jezabelle..
Are you for or against gay marriage? Dont bother me, long as there happy eh.
What are your thoughts on abortion? Dont do ittttt!
Do you have a crush on anyone? Mmm.. Kinda.
Are you afraid of the dark? No way, I'm soliiiid.
How do you want to die? When Im 101, in bed asleep. So I can wake up dead? Haha.
What is the largest amount of popsicles that you have eaten on one day? Popsicle Haha.. I dunno.. bout 2.
Would you take a bullet for the one you love? Swerve thaaaa.
What is the last law you’ve broken? Oh I dunnooooo.. Who cares =D
In a Member of the Opposite Sex:
Hair color: Dont care!
Eye color: Blue would be nice.
Height Taller than me..
Weight Not anorexic, but not obese lol.
Most important physical feature: Nice teeth & hair.
Biggest turn-off Bad breathe, Lacoste Trackies!
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My Interests

My Interests Include - Chris Brown ♥, Going the beach, Surfing, Cuppa Made By Me Mum, MSN, Shopping, Jetty Jumping, Partying, Dancing, Goin On A Mad One Muhaha, Driving My Dads Car..And My Mum Round The Bend =]

I'd like to meet:

Jess Loves
Chris Brown

Welll, Fell in love with this sexy guy ages ago! So yeah, it would pretty much make me the happiest girl ever if I got to meet him one day! I'm going to see him April 24th with Beyonce so... ner ner! Nobody loves this boy more than me 3 It would be impossible muhaha ♥!

Music:

50 Cent, Aaliyah, Akon, Amerie, Ashanti, Avril Lavigne, Beyonce, Black Buddafly, Cassie, Chingy, CHRIS BROWN, Christina, Ciara, Diddy, Eminem, Fall Out boy, Fabolous, Fergie, Fort Minor, Game, Gwen Stefani, Jlo, Jermaine Dupri, Jojo, Justin, Kanye West, Mariah Carey, My Chemical Romance, Mario, Marques Houston, Ne-yo, Nelly Furtado, Omarion, Paolo Nutini, Panic! at the disco, Rihanna, T-pain, T.I, Ying yang twins..

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Step Up, Dumb & Dumber, White Chicks, Mr Bean, Jackass, Notebook, Forrest Gump, Spongebob The Movie, Save The Last Dance 1&2, Green Mile..

Television:

Simpsons, Simple Life, OC, Deal or no Deal Muhaha. Thats bout it really =]

Books:

Books are gay.

Heroes:

Ya daaaar.

My Blog

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Posted by jEss.AndrEws* on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 11:12:00 PST