At the moment: Sculpture
I'd like to meet:
My real Father, we will have brunch, eat cheeses and laugh like schoolgirls. Then I will destroy him.
Music:
isn't that for sissies?
Movies:
All movies should be exactly like "The Fast and the Furious"
, no exceptions, unless it is exactly like"2 Fast 2 Furious",
but we're splitting hairs, sure they are beautiful long
golden blonde hairs with a good plot line and a great ass,
but I get ahead of myself, all movies... well you know just
change the color of the cars and keep the girls young...
Movies about the Bible will now sport classic lines like,
" Fuck you Moses, not only can I out drive you but I can
out God you anyday" and, "If I catch you around my
sister, my car, or my rosary one more time you're gonna be eating
out of a little tube at the big hospital".
I've thought this one through and frankly I see no flaws
in the logic. "Law" movies shall now be referred to as
"Car" movies and drama's shall be called "Racers".
Easy as pie.
Television:
Any kind of fishing show. Those are the bee's knees. Sometimes I cry, not for the fish, FUCK THEM, but for the sheer beauty of God's creation... by that I mean a TV show about fishing. If I'm busy doing sometime stupid I Tivo the episode and watch it twice so I'm not quite as scared and surprised when they catch a fish the second time around.
Books:
See music section.
Heroes:
Supercreep, Hotpee and Dingle, The Undercover Mortician, Fury Mouth, The OCD's, League of Analholics, Bamboo Riceman, The Anglo Sexton,The Amazing Terryclothed Terror, Fuschia Fanatic, Jerrycurdle, Red Herring, The Liar, Captian Ass Kick, Hotpriest, and the Legion of Housewives.