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DEVOURER OF SOULS! ooh, shiny...

the misanthrope's guide to life

About Me

I AM NO LONGER ACCEPTING FRIEND REQUESTS UNLESS I KNOW YOU PERSONALLY. that means no more bands, no more random people. my bulletin board is too fucking long and I never even look at it, so if anyone were to post anything important there, I wouldn't find it. I'll add you if I want to. any other friend requests sent my way will be denied unless, like I said, I know you personally. can you deal with that?
23 years old, dude, 6'1", long hair, glasses, ever-growing beard. that's my physical side. now for the juicy stuff.
My main interests include playing my guitar, video games, reading, watching TV, and surfing the web/talking to people online. More will be explained in the other categories.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Meriweather Aloisious, Duke of Kensington...but you can call me Sam
Birthday: Feb. 17
Birthplace: Jolly Old England
Current Location: Sacramento, CA
Eye Color: gold
Hair Color: brown
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: depends on the activity
Your Heritage: white, asian, indian (scalpers, not dots)
The Shoes You Wore Today: old gray New Balances
Your Weakness: pretty girls
Your Fears: talking to said girls
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, mushrooms, olives, green peppers, garlic sauce, and cheese-stuffed crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: record a large collection of video game cover songs
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I don't really have one
Thoughts First Waking Up: 4 PM? Already?
Your Best Physical Feature: My...brain! Yeah...
Your Bedtime: between midnight and 1 AM
Your Most Missed Memory: If I could remember them, they wouldn't be missed, now, would they?
Pepsi or Coke: neither. I'm off the soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither...I'm off the fast food
Single or Group Dates: one needs to have a significant other to really tell...
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea = nasty
Chocolate or Vanilla: swirl
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither...no caffeine for me whatsoever
Do you Smoke: nope
Do you Swear: fuckin' shit yeah!
Do you Sing: people tell me I can, but I don't like to
Do you Shower Daily: that's for germophobes
Have you Been in Love: I thought so
Do you want to go to College: graduated August of 2007!
Do you want to get Married: someday
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope
Do you think you are Attractive: meh
Are you a Health Freak: not particularly
Do you get along with your Parents: since I moved out, moreso than when I lived at home
Do you like Thunderstorms: except for that pesky getting struck by lightning thing, yes
Do you play an Instrument: guitar, bass, keyboards, and I'd like to learn just about everything else
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: not in this lifetime
In the past month have you Smoked: see above answer
In the past month have you been on Drugs: see previous two answers
In the past month have you gone on a Date: *sigh* see previous three answers
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sort of...not really a mall so much as a little strip mall
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: blech...no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: sadly, no
In the past month have you been on Stage: not that I can remember
In the past month have you been Dumped: hah, no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in February? yeah, every day
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I don't think I have
Ever been Drunk: not once
Ever been called a Tease: only by guys...O_o
Ever been Beaten up: have you seen me? people fear me
Ever Shoplifted: not that I can remember
How do you want to Die: some way that allows my body to be preserved by stuffing
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: something involving video games or music
What country would you most like to Visit: England
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: as long as they have eyes, I'm happy
Favourite Hair Color: as long as they have hair, I'm happy
Short or Long Hair: see previous
Height: shorter than me
Weight: quite a bit lighter than me...I'm 300+ pounds, so there's a bit of room to work with
Best Clothing Style: as long as she likes it
Number of Drugs I have taken: a vicodin, once
Number of CDs I own: shit...a fuckin' lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: nothing I can really think of right now
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My Interests

Music, listening to and playing, video games, reading, surfing the net, IMing, my friends, improvisational comedy, watching TV, movies, women (smart, funny, sexy, musically talented)...that about covers it for the moment

I'd like to meet:

if you're talking about celebrities, I'd like to meet Zakk Wylde, Buckethead, Maynard James Keenan, Billy Howerdel, Mike Patton, and many more musicians. If you're talking about other myspace people, mainly people who share the same interests that I do. You'll see that stuff in the other categories. I wouldn't mind meeting some women who share some hobbies of mine.

I also want to meet these fuckers. they're seriously heavy.

Music:

First off, let me express my extreme hatred of pop music. I'm talking the Ashlee Simpson/Britney Spears/Avril crap that really isn't music. I listen to the real music. My fave bands of the moment include: A Perfect Circle, Sevendust, Ozzy Osbourne, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Buckethead, Bowling for Soup, Strapping Young Lad, Mr. Bungle, Colonel Claypool's Bucket of Bernie Brains, Tomahawk, Rammstein, Our Lady Peace, old Metallica, Faith No More, Beethoven, J. S. Bach, Audioslave, Coheed and Cambria, AC/DC, Dio, Tenacious D, Flight of the Conchords, Queen, The Rolling Stones, Alice Cooper, Pearl Jam, Tom Petty, The Doors, Simon & Garfunkel, and tons more. I also play guitar, bass, keys, and I can sing a little.

Movies:

The LOTR trilogy, The Austin Powers trilogy, the Godfather trilogy (yes, even part 3), the Matrix trilogy, UHF, Shrek and Shrek 2, most anything with Denzel Washington in it, Dawn of the Dead (old and new), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, El Mariachi, Howl's Moving Castle, A Scanner Darkly, Nacho Libre, The Departed, The Last King of Scotland, Slither, Stranger than Fiction, Pathfinder, Firecracker, Fight Club, Hot Fuzz, Grindhouse, Beerfest, Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, The Big Lebowski, March of the Penguins, A History of Violence, The Night Listener, Lord of War, Blow, Con-Air, Fido, Thank You For Smoking, Naked Lunch, Corpse Bride, Eraserhead, Mulholland Drive, Day of the Dead, Unbreakable, Final Destination 1 & 2, Memento, DOOM, Wild Zero, The Woodsman, Kinsey, The Squid and the Whale, RV, Arika, The Evil Dead Trilogy, and Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, to name some

Television:

The Simpsons, Futurama, Invader Zim, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Law & Order: SVU, My Hero, Scrubs, That 70's Show, Taxi, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Oz, Angel, Firefly, Heroes, House, Bones

Books:

The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (all five books), George Carlin's books, The Vampire Chronicles, Good Omens, America (The Book), The Fellowship of the Ring, The Two Towers, Return of the King, Red Dragon, The Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Naked Lunch, Farenheit 451, The Old Man and the Sea, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Taming of the Shrew, Julius Caesar, Hamlet, 1984, Animal Farm, The Metamorphoses, Catcher in the Rye, and The Salmon of Doubt

Heroes:

Buckethead, Mike Patton, Erik Satie, and George Carlin

My Blog

my 21st birthday

my 21st birthday is closing in.  46 days away and counting. so, everyone who is reading this is invited to attend the weekend-long celebration. it will start on the 17th of February at approximat...
Posted by DEVOURER OF SOULS! ooh, shiny... on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 11:41:00 PST

"borrowed straight from Nancy's bulletin

40 QUESTIONS>10 Basic- 10 Personal-10 Myspace- 10 Random-Copy and paste survey, and erase the last persons answers and fill in your own. When you are done, copy all and post it as a bulletin for al...
Posted by DEVOURER OF SOULS! ooh, shiny... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I have a job!!!

finally, after all these years, I'll be earning good money.  well, good according to me.  I'll be working at the UCD Med Center as a student assistant in the neurology department.  I'll...
Posted by DEVOURER OF SOULS! ooh, shiny... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

oh, my, it's been a while

well, plenty of shit has happened since I last posted a blog here.  I'm single again, I've applied for several jobs (including one as a guitar instructor), none of which I've secured yet, I've wo...
Posted by DEVOURER OF SOULS! ooh, shiny... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

muh 20th

so who wants to hang with me for my 20th? I'm planning to do stuff on the 19th and/or 20th of February. I believe that's Saturday and Sunday. oh, hey, I think I have that Monday off. SWEET! So anyway,...
Posted by DEVOURER OF SOULS! ooh, shiny... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I haven't posted in a while...and this is what I post?!?!?

a different kind survey How tall are you? 6'1" Have you ever smoked heroin? not in recent memory...no... Do you own a gun? four 12-gauge shotguns, for when the zombies come...I wish Ha...
Posted by DEVOURER OF SOULS! ooh, shiny... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

god, I need musicians

seriously, I need to start actively looking for a drummer, another guitarist, and a bassist. no...I don't need another guitarist. fuck that. I need a drummer and a bassist. and Sammi's quite possi...
Posted by DEVOURER OF SOULS! ooh, shiny... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

this intrigued me

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/muc/54189674.html should I apply? it seems like a great opportunity. if nothing else I'd like to make the connection so I get my contacts up and running.
Posted by DEVOURER OF SOULS! ooh, shiny... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

long-ass survey

extremely long surveyCreated by xfallingforyoux and taken 50943 times on bzoink!ABOUT YOUYour full name:Samuel Alexander NewstoneAge:19 years, 10 months, 10 daysHeight:6'1"Natural hair colour:dark bro...
Posted by DEVOURER OF SOULS! ooh, shiny... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

syl and making out

and so who else thinks Strapping Young Lad is great mood music? eh? eh? ah, fuck it. I'm just watching their live DVD and talking to Sammi at the same time...very interesting experience...I'd love for...
Posted by DEVOURER OF SOULS! ooh, shiny... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST