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I'd like to meet:

MyGen Profile Generator Lots of Spanish people in Madrid to help me learn Spanish...the only Spanish I know so far is Coffee, Beer and Cigarettes which, fair enough, is essential but I would like to actually communicate with a little more than a smile and nodding (it is giving me a headache!) Ummmmmmmmmm Viggo. The great Mr Johnny Depp - one of the finest actors in the movie industry.....hummmmmm. Leave the wife at home Johnny and could you just dress up as Jack Sparrow for a teeny bit? All the film directors who rock....AKA Peter Jackson (Hail "the new slimlinned version of Peter"), Darren Aronofsky, George Lucas, Terry Gilliam, Quentin Tarrantino, Martin Scorsese, David Lynch, Paul Thomas Anderson etcetera, etcetera... Bill Bailey...you are soooooo funny and strangely attractive in a wierd, beardy, wizard kinda way. Eddie Izzard...you are also soooooo funny and strangely attractive in a weird, cross-dressing kinda way. They do all seem to be a little beardy dont they? hummmm. Ok I would also like to meet some women too.....let me think... Alanis Morissette, Tori Amos, Paula Cole, Tracy Chapman...all the "strong" singing, guitary, pianoy, singy women. Liv Tyler, Angelina Jolie, Patricia Arquette,Uma Thurman. Let me think of more.....I'm sure I have missed out some icon vital to my existance. I have only just remembered that I would like to meet some musical men too..... Trent Reznor, James Hetfield, Serj Tankian (SOAD) etcetera, etcetera ... you know what, I probably wouldn't like to meet any of these people because I wouldn't know what to say and would probably look like a complete and utter fool anyway. I'd like to meet my friends more regularly! (and as for you lot in Spain who think it is big and clever to make me move all the way out there just to sodding talk to you...well fhhhh!)