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EDIT MONKEY

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Well, now I am officially an EXPAT in Madrid. I am on a new journey to start my new life in Spain....so far it has been fun. I miss everyone in England but enjoying myself out here....HA HA my evil plan to take over the world is all coming together wahahaha WAHA HA HA HA!!! I also have a kitten called Strider. He was rescued from being trapped in a car engine for two days and now he is mine. Look at his little face ahhhhh

Cats are wicked!

adopt your own virtual pet!
You Are Beer!
You don't need to get totally wasted when you hit the bars.
More of a social drinker, you just like to have fun with your friends.
And as long as the beer keeps flowing, you're a happy camper.
But don't mix things up: "Beer Before Liquor, Never Been Sicker!"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

MyGen Profile Generator Lots of Spanish people in Madrid to help me learn Spanish...the only Spanish I know so far is Coffee, Beer and Cigarettes which, fair enough, is essential but I would like to actually communicate with a little more than a smile and nodding (it is giving me a headache!) Ummmmmmmmmm Viggo. The great Mr Johnny Depp - one of the finest actors in the movie industry.....hummmmmm. Leave the wife at home Johnny and could you just dress up as Jack Sparrow for a teeny bit? All the film directors who rock....AKA Peter Jackson (Hail "the new slimlinned version of Peter"), Darren Aronofsky, George Lucas, Terry Gilliam, Quentin Tarrantino, Martin Scorsese, David Lynch, Paul Thomas Anderson etcetera, etcetera... Bill Bailey...you are soooooo funny and strangely attractive in a wierd, beardy, wizard kinda way. Eddie Izzard...you are also soooooo funny and strangely attractive in a weird, cross-dressing kinda way. They do all seem to be a little beardy dont they? hummmm. Ok I would also like to meet some women too.....let me think... Alanis Morissette, Tori Amos, Paula Cole, Tracy Chapman...all the "strong" singing, guitary, pianoy, singy women. Liv Tyler, Angelina Jolie, Patricia Arquette,Uma Thurman. Let me think of more.....I'm sure I have missed out some icon vital to my existance. I have only just remembered that I would like to meet some musical men too..... Trent Reznor, James Hetfield, Serj Tankian (SOAD) etcetera, etcetera ... you know what, I probably wouldn't like to meet any of these people because I wouldn't know what to say and would probably look like a complete and utter fool anyway. I'd like to meet my friends more regularly! (and as for you lot in Spain who think it is big and clever to make me move all the way out there just to sodding talk to you...well fhhhh!)

My Blog

Getting the creative juices flowing!

As some of you may know, I like playing the guitar and singing and over the last 5 or so years (I guess) I have written a few songs which only a handful of people have heard. I have recently been on a...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Mar 2007 06:14:00 GMT

Anecdotes from España

Well, I thought it about time to share some more of my experiences in Spain so far...and here is a brief account of recent and not so recent happenings. This first thing I would like to share is my gu...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 12:04:00 GMT

My life in Spain so far...

Hi Everyone,   I thought I would post a blog to let you all know what I have been up to over the last few months. I know some of you may have recieved an email which, if you look closely, is pr...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:54:00 GMT

....why my cat is plotting against me...

Awwww look at this innocent little kittyz/p>Isn´t he cute? ......here is more evidence...zHe´s a tiny, fluffy ball of candyfloss...Well, he would like you to believe that he is! In the last few days I...
Posted by on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 03:37:00 GMT

My Leaving Party

Well, what can I say? Had a fucking wicked night on Friday at my leaving party. Didn't have such a good day on Saturday as I had to prepare to move out of my house (unfortunatly I had spent the rest o...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 14:59:00 GMT

DOWNLOAD 2006!

Well, what a great weekend!!!! Just got back from a weekend of great music, lots of laughing, lots of drinking, lots of smoking, heckling Axel Rose, lots of sunshine, too much sun cream/dust combinat...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 19:30:00 GMT