Koalas aren't bears. In fact, we aren't even related to bears!! I (a Koala Bear) am personally related to the kangaroo and the wombat.
This makes me really, really mad. And, as a result, deadly.
I decapitate people and put their heads on spikes for Christ's sake!.
I am a deadly Koala Bear.I live in the time period 1450 - 1600, which will later become known as the 'Renaissance' period.With the Renaissance, more complicated and broader harmonic and contrapuntal structures emerge
As a result I am a Deadly Renaissance Koala Bear. Now there are only 2,000 to 8,000 koalas in the wild! Although not officially classified as endangered, the population of Australian koalas has dropped by 90% in less than a decade!
The koala's habitat has been criss-crossed by roads, resulting in many road kills and attacks by neighboring pet dogs are frequent. Disease, too, has taken its toll on the koala.
As a result of this ever changing habitat I was forced to kill in order to survive. I dont just kill for work, I do it for pleasure, a hobby if you will
I am a mad deadly killing renaissance koala....So, don't fuck with me. I'm deadly....
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