Up and coming dutch MCs. Girls that aren't really that pretty in real life but look super good in their MYSPACE-pictures. Girls that use photoshop to look really pale, where all you can really see is the eyes, eyeliner, mascara, and lipstick. Provocatively dressed fat girls with braids and lots of tattoos. Anyone from Indonesia or has Indonesian ancestors and is proud of that. People that have pictures of their car in their profile. Asian people that are only friends with other Asian people. Guys that go to the gym a bunch. PeOpLe WhO tYpE lIkE tHiZzZz. People with really long music lists that are all the same kind of music, but none of it's on Mtv because they're cooler than people that like the music on Mtv. Conscious underground rappers. Any turntablist. Anyone that likes a bands old stuff but isn't really into their new album. Artschool photographer kids that primarily focus on taking pictures of abandoned buildings and other forms of urban decay. People that are into stenciling and graphic design. People that have read up on the history of hiphop and has start collecting obscure running shoes since 1965. Any blonde girl with an accent and was only friends with black people in highschool. Anyone whos taking their picture in the mirror. Guys that are "friends" with lots of hot girls that wouldn't go out with them because they didn't want to "ruin the friendship". People that are too cool to respond. People that own handguns and look at themselves in the mirror holding them. Girls that wear those tight pants that have no back pockets with little t-shirts that say shit like "bootylicious". People that want to meet me - a stranger from the internet - in a remote location like the woods or perhaps a dark alley. Girls that only have sex with guys if they're their "boyfriend", but go through like 10 boyfriends a year. Guys that show off their impressive sixpack. Girls with prints on their skimpy shirts; "kiss me b4 my bf gets back" and more of that.
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