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About Me

I'm a shallow literary student who tries to achieve depth, but I just don't like swimming. I live right next to the beach, but I just don't like swimming. I am a treasure-hunter on a large ship called, "Beatrice's Gold", but I just don't like swimming. I love snacks, pizza, spinach, and fish, but I just don't like swimming. I love swimming in the bathtub.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The mafia. Pimps. Sluts. Pornographers. People who are not retarted!*!* Or retards who are not people!*!* People who think my ideas are as good as I think they are. Natalie Portman. Zach Galifinakis. Tolouse. Tolouse. Tolouse.

My Blog

Building a Religion.

Alright. So, here I go.Im a college student. I am a sponge. I soak up information, without a filter.In my mind, everything a college professor tells me, is absolutely true. Im a student in America, ...
Posted by on Fri, 17 Apr 2009 14:37:00 GMT

"Nojoe" - New Wikipedia

"Nojoe" is a replacement in every language for; "Hello", "Goodbye", and "Cheers". "Nojoe" originates as a prayer to keep "Joe Perez" from interfering in the day of anyone. "Joe Perez" is a source of e...
Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 13:12:00 GMT

Yes on 8; its a start.

We're half way to the change we need.Next: alter the constitution to outlaw all marriage.How else can we save our children?
Posted by on Sat, 08 Nov 2008 09:47:00 GMT

Dick Vampires

As I meet more women, a theory has blossomed in my mind. That in fact, women are not human as you or I know human to be, but a human demon with one urge. The urge to suck souls from men. Women walk ar...
Posted by on Tue, 04 Nov 2008 00:35:00 GMT

remember something about me, then throw it away

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Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 03:17:00 GMT

blah blah blah

that's right, blah blah blah.got you, you blahing son of a blah.blah blah blah.eat some of this blah...oh blah.blah this blah you blahhing blah.blah.i'm pretty sick of blah.
Posted by on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 18:31:00 GMT

orange juice.

i love lamp. lamp. lamp. lamp. hash babies. grated, babies, toasted in a pan. yum. popcorn babies. punch bridgette in the baby maker and stand there with a plate so derek can deep fry those niggas and...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 18:15:00 GMT

yum. eat monkey brains.

the day of weed was spent because a migraine came and attacked my brain. it wasn't pleasant no. it wasn't pleasant. it had forced me to retire to my lovely couch abode the night before at an early hou...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jun 2006 05:47:00 GMT

cornbread

after a brief discussion about cornbread yesterday i came home to the best cornbread i've ever eaten. shit was delicious. i don't know where it came from but i had no problem eating it. all of it. alm...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 07:07:00 GMT

Your, "I" in team

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! an hour from having to be at work. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! fuck. working at south coast is fucking retarted. all these rich kids come in and i feel like i'm babysittin...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Jun 2006 12:03:00 GMT