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Johnny effin Johnson

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About Me

I'm Johnny, and this is my myspace. I'm on a paintball team (and we kick ass) I'm a music production student at Valencia. I'm swedish, and therefore a viking warrior. Some people might call me "hillarious" some "amazing" and a few "god-like", but i don't claim any of these myself. I have AIM, and I use it...so if you feel like chatting my s/n is SPStrokes86.
I love boats, I may have actually spent more time on a boat than on land at this point. I am an amateur photographer, no you probably won't see any of my real pictures unless you ask.

LIFE Is .... Paradoxically Coincidental To The Ironical Tyrrany Applicable To The Unparalleled Definition Of Reverse Entropy

Oh yeah, and I love ska.


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My Interests

Music (playing, listening, writing, whatever)
-Paintball, the only game where you can shoot your best friend in the chest and then talk about it over lunch.
photography is my favorite
-The Beach is cool, but I don't go often enough even though its about a 2 minute walk from my house.
-People
-fishing
-i dunno what else off the top of my head.
fun/interesting/exciting things?

I'd like to meet:


I'd like to meet people. Except the crappy ones. I hate crappy people, they are steaming piles of shit. And yes, STEAMING. Now I'm not saying it's a bad thing to see a little shit, it happens. I'd really like to meet... Robert Plant, Eric Clapton, God, Your Mom, a black-gay-canadian-jew with one brown eye and one blue eye. People that are cool, laid back, and don't bitch about stuff that is completely unrelated to anything important.

Music:


Sublime, Goldfinger, Authority Zero, Flogging Molly, Social Distortion, ACDC, Led Zeppelin, Aerosmith, Bob Marley, Bowling for Soup, Edna's Goldfish, the Clash, Cream, Dropkick Murpheys, Jet, Leftover Crack, Johnny Cash, Jack Johnson, The Offspring, Rancid, Metallica, Streetlight Manifesto, Catch-22, Van Halen, The Used, The Strokes, the Addicts, the Killers, The PieTasters, the Toasters, B.B. King, Barry White, Blood for Blood, Blue Meanies, Clapton, Metallica, the Ramones, Tesla, the Used, Atreyu, The Bouncing Souls, Tsunami Bomb, Rage Against the Machine, Deftones, Breaking Benjamin, A Perfect Circle

Movies:

Any movies really, there are very few I've seen and haven't liked. If you want to try a quote war, you'll probably get your ass kicked.

Television:


Simpsons, King of the Hill, Family Guy, American Dad, Futurama.
House, Scrubs, Daily Show, Colbert Report, C-SPAN EXTREME, The History Channel and other boring intellectual things.

Books:

Wheel of Time, A Song of Ice and Fire, Sword of Truth, Foundation, Nemesis, I Robot, The Wayfarer Redemption, The Alphabet of Manliness, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell

Heroes:

Spiderman....that is all.

My Blog

Are you ready to rock??

Who's ready for me to move to orlando? I'm ready for me to move to Orlando. Month and a half!! WOO! Johnson Out
Posted by Johnny effin Johnson on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 10:46:00 PST

This one goes out to...

the people who complain about something thats perectly legitimate...but then are blind when the solution sits there staring you in the face.
Posted by Johnny effin Johnson on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 10:17:00 PST

To whom it may concern

Finals are Done! And im already in summer classes. Oh Boy! no not really. The only one i'm actually excited about is photography (again) yay for developing film! and shiz. moving to orlando in august,...
Posted by Johnny effin Johnson on Wed, 17 May 2006 09:28:00 PST

you know you're probably not gonna read this....

I've got a very special message for all of you. You know that feeling you get in the pit of your stomach when something bad's about to happen and you can't do anything about it? Ok, well I figured ou...
Posted by Johnny effin Johnson on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 08:54:00 PST

Little Jack Horner sat in his corner...

So im bloggin because im bored. does it count as "them being out to get you" if they keep attempting to screw you over without even realizing they keep trying to screw you over? I'm moving to orlando...
Posted by Johnny effin Johnson on Fri, 10 Mar 2006 10:20:00 PST

Niceness

Well today started out like any other day, woke up...went back to sleep...then woke up again. Went to school, suffered through class. Then I met up with a super cool chick, went out to lunch and had a...
Posted by Johnny effin Johnson on Thu, 01 Sep 2005 11:28:00 PST

update...cuz i never write in this thing

Guess what...summer's over. It ended just as it was getting good too. But that's alright because now the goodness from the summer has run over and turned into goodness for the school year. YaY. I want...
Posted by Johnny effin Johnson on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 12:56:00 PST

current events...

Just when you think things are startin to change for the better...the same shiz happens all over again. How do I keep getting myself into this situation? I seriously can't even begin to understand.
Posted by Johnny effin Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The trip to Orlando, concert, and robbery

Well, i was in orlando for a concert at House of Blues, it kicked major ass. Afterwards i got $2500 worth of shit stolen from my car. So yeah, my good mood...is...somewhere else.
Posted by Johnny effin Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

well well well

Well, I havent posted a blog in a good long while, so i will. It's been almost exactly 1 semester since my last post, about being so glad I was moving home. Fuck that Things aren't so much better o...
Posted by Johnny effin Johnson on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST