Ariel, lyrics and music by Dean Friedman.Way on the other side of the Hudson, deep in the bosom of suburbia, I met a young girl, she sang mighty fine, Tears on My Pillow and Ave Maria. Standing by the waterfall in Paramus Park she was working for the Friends-of-BAI She was collecting quarters in a paper cup. She was looking for change and so was I.She was a Jewish girl. I fell in love with her. She wrote her number on the back of my hand. I called her up, I was all out of breath, I said, "Come hear me play in my rock and roll band. I took a shower and I put on my best blue jeans. I picked her up in my new VW van. She wore a peasant blouse with nothing underneath. I said, "Hi". She said, "Yeah, I guess I am."Ariel…We had a little time, we were real hungry. We went to Dairy Queen for something to eat. She had some onion rings. She had a pickle. She forgot to tell me that she didn't eat meat. I had a gig in the American Legion Hall. It was a dance for the Volunteer Ambulance Corp. She was sitting in a corner against the wall. She would smile and I melted all over the floor.Ariel…I took her home with me. We watched some TV, Annette Funicello and some guy going steady. I started fooling around with the vertical hold. We got the munchies and I made some spaghetti. We sat and we talked into the night, while channel 2 was signing off the air. I found the softness of her mouth. We made love to bombs bursting in Arrrrrriel….Ariel…
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