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michael

TRAUMA?!?!?! WHERE? CAN I GET OUT THE THORACOTOMY TRAY?!?!?! PPPLLLLEEEAAASSSEEE!!!!

About Me

I WORK AS AN E.M.T. AT ERLANGER HOSPITAL IN THE EMERGENCY DEPARTMENT IN CHATTANOOGA, TENNESSEE, CURRENTLY TRAINING IN THE JEDI-TRAUMA DIVISION. Love spending time with my girlfriend Lora, whom i met while workin at Erlanger.HAVE A GREAT LOVE FOR MUSIC. WEAPONS OF CHOICE; CARVIN DC135-T ELECTRIC, DEAN ML ELECTRIC, WASHBURN BASS, MARTIN D-28 ACOUSTIC,AND LASTLY, R.I.P. 1973 YAMAHA F-110. SADLY LOST DURING A KEG PARTY TO A FIRE. WE WILL NEVER FOR GET YOU, BABY. working on a cd. already done the preliminary acoustic stuff in the studio. just got a new computer and am goin to work further on what i......'ve got. hope soon to get the internet up and running at the house so i can get some of the music up for all to hear.major nonpoint fan if you haven......'t noticed. new NONPOINT.com coming soon. check out bielerbros.com.my screen name is HATECRIME1 on bieler.AND HOW WILL I DIE?
You scored as Accident. You will probably die from a accident, like a car crash, a failed stunt or you missed the net when trapezing. Oh, that......'s a failed stunt. Anyway, be more careful your life is on the stake. (Sorry there isn......'t a picture, I didn......'t have the guts to search ......'accident......' on Google Image Serach.)

Accident


100%

Cut Throat


93%

Gunshot


80%

Eaten


73%

Posion


60%

Disease


60%

Suicide


33%

Stabbed


33%

Bomb


20%

Disappear


20%

Natural Causes


20%

Drowning


7%

Suffocated


7%
How Will You Die??
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: michael hailey
Birthday: 8-29-1983
Birthplace: Erlanger, chattanooga, Tn
Current Location: work or bed
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: light brown
Height: 5....'11...."
Right Handed or Left Handed: Righty
Your Heritage: Irish by judging my liver
The Shoes You Wore Today: none
Your Weakness: alcohol
Your Fears: working my ass off and not being able to provide for the ones i love
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni w/ extra cheese and stuffed crust
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get outta debt(for the love of GOD!) get married
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: what....'s that
Thoughts First Waking Up: shit.....snooze button
Your Best Physical Feature: my soul
Your Bedtime: 8 am
Your Most Missed Memory: molotov cocktails with Alex Wray (rip)
Pepsi or Coke: coke w/ rum or whisky or scotch
MacDonalds or Burger King: waking up with the king
Single or Group Dates: depends
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither...i....'m a sacreligious southerner
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: neither...meth is a pretty good pick-me-up :p
Do you Smoke: sometimes when i drink and only then if she ain....'t lookin
Do you Swear: to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nuthin but, your honor
Do you Sing: quite a bit. even if it....'s not necessary
Do you Shower Daily: always
Have you Been in Love: not until now. i....'m definately now
Do you want to go to College: did a year. would never do a full 4-yr thing.
Do you want to get Married: yep
Do you belive in yourself: especially when i jump outta a plane
Do you get Motion Sickness: not really...
Do you think you are Attractive: in a ....'not so supermodel....' way
Are you a Health Freak: nope
Do you get along with your Parents: now i do, used to fight my dad ALOT
Do you like Thunderstorms: when i....'m in bed
Do you play an Instrument: i....'ve been known to pick a few tunes on a few instruments
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: bartender, nother round here!
In the past month have you Smoked: i think
In the past month have you been on Drugs: if you count life
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: unfortunately
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: absolutely not!
In the past month have you been on Stage: per say, no
In the past month have you been Dumped: negative
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: do souls count?
Ever been Drunk: every time i go to the ghetto
Ever been called a Tease: only when i....'m drunk
Ever been Beaten up: had a few fist fights, but i wouldn....'t say i got beaten up
Ever Shoplifted: stole a C-130 hercules once. does that count?
How do you want to Die: either doing something heroicly stupid or in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I JUST WANNA DANCE!!!!
What country would you most like to Visit: Australia
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: brown or black
Short or Long Hair: either
Height: 5-5 to 6-1
Weight: average.
Best Clothing Style: depends on the personallity
Number of Drugs I have taken: well, i know i....'ve never done peyote, but i think i....'ve done ....'em all(or something close, anyhow)
Number of CDs I own: i think only Jesus could count that high
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: 2. nonpoint coqui on my left arm and your name on my right buttcheek
Number of things in my Past I Regret: a few things i wish i hadn....'t done, but nothing i....'d regret, lest i not be who i am today
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My Interests

my girlfriend, lora! absolutely my number one! music; listening, playing, watching. hangin with tha boys. work. movies. basiclly anything you......'ve seen on other pages in this section. oh, and the badest damn band on earth....N O N P O I N T Nonpoint & New Rock 99X
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Add to My Profile | More Videos To: All EMS/ER PersonnelFrom: Someone Who Makes Way More Than You (kathleen grimes)Subject: Proper Narrative DescriptionsIt has come to our attention from several of your humor-deficient coworkers that nursing and EMS narratives have taken a decidedly creative direction lately. Effective immediately, all members are to refrain from using slang and abbreviations to describe patients, such as the following.1) Cardiac patients should not be referred to with MUH (messed up heart), PBS (pretty bad shape), PCL (pre-code looking) or HIBGIA (had it before, got it again).2) Stroke patients are NOT ...."Charlie Carrots....." Nor are rescuers to use CCFCCP (Coo Coo for Cocoa Puffs) to describe their mental state.3) Trauma patients are not CATS (cut all to sh*t), FDGB (fall down, go boom), TBC (total body crunch) or ...."hamburger helper....." Similarly, descriptions of a car crash do not have to include phrases like ...."negative vehicle to vehicle interface...." or ...."terminal deceleration syndrome....."4) HAZMAT teams are highly trained professionals, not ...."glow worms....."5) Persons with altered mental states as a result of drug use are not considered ...."pharmaceutically gifted....."6) Gunshot wounds to the head are not ...."trans-occipital implants....."7) The homeless are not ...."urban outdoorsmen....", nor is endotracheal intubation referred to as a ...."PVC Challenge....".8) And finally, do not refer to recently deceased persons as being ...."paws up,...." ART (assuming room temperature), CC (Cancel Christmas), CTD (circling the drain), or NLPR (no long playing records).9) And finally, FONS (Failure of Natural Selection) is not an Erlanger approved nursing diagnosis!I know you will all join me in respecting the cultural diversity of our patients to include their medical orientations in creating proper, narratives and log entries.

I'd like to meet:

WALKER, TEXAS RANGER


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Music:

Nonpoint, system of a down, rage against the machine, mudvayne, lamb of god, tool, perfect circle, devildriver, apex theory, se7endust, metallica, white zombie to lynyrd skynyrd, boston, chicago, prince, jackson five, to keith urban, peter frampton, monte montgomery, steve via, dream theatre.....and on and on......

Movies:

rambo IV, fight club, die hards, star wars I-VI, hunt for red october, patriot games, billy madison, monte python and the holy grail, navy seals, butterfly effect, savage beach.....
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why you should wear a seatbelt
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Television:

military channel, john stewart show, 24, walker texas ranger, scrubs, untold stories of the ER, and of corse, THE FAMILY GUY!!!! Kiss Saves Santa
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Books:

Tom Clancy....'s Jack Ryan collection Trauma Intubation
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Heroes:

Chuck Norris, Larry Walters (Darwin award winner), Monte Montgomery, Andy Goldman, and the invisible man i......'ve been known to fight. surgery
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My Blog

TO: ALL EMS AND EMERGENCY ROOM PERSONEL

From: Someone Who Makes Way More Than You (kathleen grimes)Subject: Proper Narrative DescriptionsIt has come to our attention from several of your humor-deficient coworkers that nursing and EMS narrat...
Posted by HAILEY\\'s DONE GONE CRAZY on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:42:00 PST

the trip that you all seem to know about and i don't

so my girlfriend is takin me on a trip monday. i'm super excited b/c she told me i need my passport and this'll be my first trip outta the country that's not a mission trip. i'll update you all when w...
Posted by HAILEY\\'s DONE GONE CRAZY on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 03:03:00 PST