I havent driven my Ford lately |
...but my baby's back in business.Please also note that I will not compromise.
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 21:33:00 GMT |
No time for love, Doctor Joe |
I spilled coffee on my work laptop. The space bar doesn't work anymore. My reports look like this:
ENGINEERINGNOTESTHAT24MSPARBRACKETISMISLOCATED.REMOVEDISCREP
ANTBRACKETANDMOTHERMOTHERFUCK...
Posted by on Thu, 24 May 2007 21:04:00 GMT |
I don't recognize famous people |
I was staggering home yesterday and was waiting in line at the hot dog stand at 2 am. I started getting pissed off at the size of the line and was raising a stink about it.
There was a huge blac...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 15:37:00 GMT |
HOLY SHIT EMERGENCY AWESOMENESS |
If you went to St. Syms in the early 1990's, you remember those ever-so-special hot lunch days.
From hamburgers to hot dogs, from pizza to tacos, it was a great meal, every time.
But, at least for thi...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 19:31:00 GMT |
Fucking Comcastic |
I forgot to mention, I finally got cable. It's sweet, and way more television than I need.
The Comcast guy came earlier this week. The only time they could give me was 2 - 6 on a Wednesday...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 18:51:00 GMT |
I buy weird things. |
Today I bought a skillet, an electric can opener, poker chips, 3 candles and 6 hot pockets.
I'm trying to cook. I'm not very good at it but I'm a menace with a slow cooker. As it turn...
Posted by on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 22:22:00 GMT |
