about me:

My name is Brian, and I've made the switch. I'm a very chill person, and am happy to meet fellow people who are like myself. I am unhappy to meet people that are loud and/or annoying. On a regular day you can find me sitting on my back porch, smoking cigarettes and playing my guitar or bass. It's therapeutic. I invented the C# programming language. I work as a computer programmer and I love my job. Sometimes I punch everyone in the face before I fall asleep.

I play in pretentious bands so people know I am cool so they don't have to spend time to get to know me to find out that I'm cool.