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About Me

just your average superhero. i fly some days. i get caught in my cape on others. somedays people need me and i help. somedays, i can't get out of the phone booth and have to call to be let out. i take a bullet and my suit protects me, or i take a bullet and i'm sewing the hole up later. i save the world from utter destruction, i am a pawn in its chaotic evil madness. your average superhero.

My Interests

surfing, snowboarding, yoga, this here MyCrack place, the current quagmire of middle eastern/arab politics and religion, rollerblading, spinning vinyl, hot slow full-lipped kissing, taking photos, reading fiction, reading non-fiction, reading trash mags, bed-peace with my man jake, chillin' with my friends, wrapping in my comforter like a burrito until i'm completely hot & bothered, organizing, travelling, adventure weekends, playing submissive in the chase, true love true love true love

I'd like to meet:

other meat-eating zen surfpunkasses. other superheroes who will inspire me, challenge me to use my superpowers for the greater good, in the arts or the community or my career or myself. superheroes who surf, pros to kooks -- i can get better either way (and i need to!) superheroes who choose positivity, but know that there's more to life than cotton candy. superheroes who love to laugh, with me, but not at me. entertaining superheroes. superheroes who get it -- we all look lame in tights but we all put them on one foot at a time. and superheroes who like to get rowdy every now and then. pprrrrrr.

Music:

if it's got a groove, i'm there. KCRW all day, all night.

Heroes:

my family--those living as well as those past. my friends who continue to endure the struggles and enjoy the game with me with positivity. his holiness the dalai lama. every AAA guy who helps me out of roadside emergencies. the young men and young women in the armed forces who risk their lives everyday so i can enjoy the blessings i have. anyone who can write a song. people who excercise. (All photos shown without me in them taken by me)

My Blog

Missing Home

Here's what Shreveport Louisiana has to offer: Drive-Thru liquor stores. And crawfish if you like eating mudbugs. I can drive through and buy smokes, a margarita slushy, as many bottles of beer,...
Posted by It's Pronounced Kay on Mon, 28 May 2007 07:29:00 PST

At the DMV

While waiting for my non-appointment at the DMV this afternoon, I was accompanied in the waiting area by the following group of non-appointment-makers: a large, African-American family of three--mothe...
Posted by It's Pronounced Kay on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 04:14:00 PST

Art of Loneliness

Whoever suggested that there was an art to loneliness was a fuckass. Loneliness happens as absentmindedly as falling from a tree. (Eat that EE Cummings.) There's no art to it.&n...
Posted by It's Pronounced Kay on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:21:00 PST

Ego Be Gone. Play nice.

Sure, it's the hardest thing to practice -- living without the Ego. But, it's the happiest way to live. Ego makes us victimize others, because it wants us to believe that we are better or deserv...
Posted by It's Pronounced Kay on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 12:57:00 PST

Not Quite Square

I'm trying very hard to blog something original, but ever since my brains were exposed to the sun and Santa Monica Bay water 10 days ago, I haven't quite been able to organize my thoughts. The m...
Posted by It's Pronounced Kay on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 01:52:00 PST

Directions to Louisiana

I came to the realization a few days ago that, while they make for good fodder and blog material, it's not the locals who are the characters in my travels. It's me. I'm the character here. They all un...
Posted by It's Pronounced Kay on Wed, 17 May 2006 05:31:00 PST

Cliff Notes LA

ok. i'm still in louisiana. i have soooooo much to comment on, but after 2-1/2 margaritas at the mexican restaurant within skateboarding distance to the "hotel", i feel it best to wait until my notes ...
Posted by It's Pronounced Kay on Thu, 11 May 2006 10:05:00 PST

saran wrap & microwavin' the cookie

Today, I wrapped myself in saran wrap. Because of vanity. Or laziness. Or progressive advancement. Or my sexual drive. Today, I layered an area of myself with numbing cream and wra...
Posted by It's Pronounced Kay on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 12:15:00 PST

A Walk Down the Boardwalk

the shortest man in the world asked me out on the boardwalk today. but what struck me at first wasn't his height but his nakedness. his complete and utter nakedness. well r...
Posted by It's Pronounced Kay on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 12:42:00 PST

Family: Like Chickens Waiting To Die

There I was, crossing the street, my parents in tow behind me. We were in search of a place to have dinner, and my father, a creature of habit, wanted to go to that "one place where we ate ...
Posted by It's Pronounced Kay on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:01:00 PST