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Simon Says; Go Fuck Yourself!

Shut up and kiss me like the antidote is under my tongue. WOAH.

About Me



I'm a vain sonofabitch

I live on Planet Earth, and I breathe Air. Therefore, I am.
I AM THE LAWGIVER!!!

Hi, the names Amanda.

I'm a godless heathen, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
I have friends who love me, and that is all I really fucking need. Fuck your approval ratings.
Smiling is my all time favorite.

I like to dance in front of my mirror in my underwear and rock out to random music.

I like to think I'm naivè.

And that my bitches, is endearing.
<3



"She makes the cutest faces when she screams obscenities."

"Us with the boobs, we make bad decisions."

My Interests

mUSIC
:;.Music.;:
[{.Boys.}]
{{{.Girls.}}}}
.Food.Food.Food.Food.
Pretty things.

..
"SHINY THINGS"..

Coffee Shop

I'd like to meet:


The best things in life are unseen. That's why we close our eyes when we kiss, cry and dream.

..

An honest to goodness nice guy.

Motherfuckin Bob Ross "We don't make mistakes, we just have happy little accidents."

"Love alone is capable of uniting living beings in such a way as to complete and fulfill them, for it alone takes them and joins them by what is deepest in themselves."
----Pierre Teilhard de Chardin

No bitches, I hate bitches.

Someone who can pull off shit as dumb as this and still be cute. Damnit.

"Hold my hand as we approach the bouncer, I don't wanna look like a hungry camp counselor"

..

"Love may be a mistake, but it's one worth making."

"A wise girl kisses but dosen't love, listens but dosen't beleive, and leaves before she is left." ------Marilyn Munroe-----

I'm looking for my in a half assed manner.

Music:

Flogging Molly.
Dropkick Murphys.
Senses Fail.
The Used.
System of a Down.
Breaking Benjamin.

Movies:


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

Television:

..

Futurama.
Family Guy.
Invader Zim.
Discovery Health shows.
Animal Planet.
Fairly Odd Parents

E! True Hollywood Story
The Grim Adventures Of Billy And Mandy
The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.
Scrubs.

Books:

..Dean Koontz.
House of Thunder.
Fear Nothing.
Seize the Night.
Key To Midnight.
The Face.
Night Chills.

Heroes:



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My Blog

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Posted by Simon Says; Go Fuck Yourself! on Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:02:00 PST

Soooo yeah! Ramble!

Soooooooo.....yeah! That's the phrase that keeps making a roundabout in my head! Hah! I'm in a surprisingly good mood this day, Tuesday, May 27th.   I cannot stop listening to Miranda Lambert's n...
Posted by Simon Says; Go Fuck Yourself! on Wed, 28 May 2008 05:11:00 PST

I think I might pass out from laughter

Gotta love Craigslist!Link to actual posting.Breakup Lesson 1 - Don't fuck with someone who has naked pics of you Date: 2008-03-29, 5:49PM CDT 6 years. 6 motherfucking years. What the hell. I ha...
Posted by Simon Says; Go Fuck Yourself! on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:35:00 PST

Goddamnit. Here I go being introspective again.

  So sitting around being to sick to do shit has given me some time to think. Well, that and being broken up with once he was sober enough to give a shit.   I was in the car yesterday or the...
Posted by Simon Says; Go Fuck Yourself! on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 11:14:00 PST

Who needs pants?

I am pretty sure I must own these items....because, if you know me, you know why.^^^^^This, it’s a hoodie. And amazing....
Posted by Simon Says; Go Fuck Yourself! on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 08:58:00 PST

Ever wonder just WHY I’m so spacy and retarded?

I do realize I have a serious problem with my memory, I need help, I just don’t quite get enough. I saw this today, and it describes things pretty near perfect.One of the first things that makes...
Posted by Simon Says; Go Fuck Yourself! on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 07:14:00 PST

THIS is the reason I’m not with Gavin’s dad.

I hope you are happy fucking andy you dumb whore. You should die from being a fuckup...I hope you have a misscarrage or die while you give birth b/c you are a piece of shit. How many other guys you fu...
Posted by Simon Says; Go Fuck Yourself! on Sun, 02 Mar 2008 06:04:00 PST

I’ve made a decision...

I can't be a fat fucking retard anymore. I can't do it. I'm sick of looking in the mirror and being completely disgusted with myself. 160 lbs is not an ideal weight for me. At 5'5" I'm overwieght. I'm...
Posted by Simon Says; Go Fuck Yourself! on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 02:10:00 PST

An old post I found:

It just upsets me that people are ALLOWED and feel that is expected of them to berate people. Reguardless of age, color, social class, I feel that people all deserve to be treated with dignity and res...
Posted by Simon Says; Go Fuck Yourself! on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 07:19:00 PST

I have not written in a while....

It's been a while.....I don't have a whole lot of "new" things to say, really. Done a gigantic overhaul on the life....it's boring now, but at least it's not filled with shitty people and "friends". B...
Posted by Simon Says; Go Fuck Yourself! on Tue, 19 Feb 2008 02:21:00 PST