Gizmo - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Um, I pretty much spend my time eating snacks when I get a chance. A typical day for my includes waking up my master at 6 AM to remind him that I am starving. I then eat breakfast, go out to pee, then I take a nap. I try to remind my master before he goes to work that I could use a snack in my tummy. I take approximately 25 naps per day. I have to be careful though, sometimes I oversleep my next nap time. My master then comes home. I have tell him that I'm hungry and ready for dinner. I then eat approx 75 calories per second, giving me gas which creates burping sounds that could rival any professional belcher. I try to round out my day by doing something I have never done before, like eating some snacks. I then nap until bedtime, which comes as a delight considering my hectic day.

My Interests

Snacks, Greenies, walks, eating food, naps, and sniffing ass.

I'd like to meet:

Um, I would like to meet that guy who makes those greenie snacks, cause maybe he could give me some.Also I would like to meet the vet could lopped off my balls, because I would like to return the favor by neutering him with my teeth.I would also like to meet the dog without a nose, because I heard he smells awful. Um, that last one was a joke if you didn't get it.

Music:

I like the song about those snacks.

Movies:

Favorite: K-9 Cop (the dog lives)Least favorite: Um, Old Yeller, Where the red fern grows, Turner and Hooch, and any other freaking movie where the loyal dog(s) go to the big fire hydrant in the sky.

Television:

Food channel, animal planet.

Books:

Um, I can't read, remember genius, I am a dog.

Heroes:

Um, My master when he gives me snacks. Anybody else who shares food with me.Also, the person who stabs in the back the vet who chopped off by nuts.