HILLARY'S FIRST NIGHT AS PRESIDENT - JANUARY, 2009Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her
first night in the White House. She has waited so long...
The ghost of George Washington appears and Hillary asks,
"How can I best serve my country?"Washington says, "Never tell a lie."
"Ouch!" says Hillary, "I don't know about that."The next night the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears and
Hillary asks, "How can I best serve my country?"
Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."
"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that," she replied.On the third night the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...
Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."
You Are Superman
Faster than a speeding bullet, more powerful than a locomotive, and able to leap tall buildings in a single bound.
And pretty cute too. No wonder you're the most popular superhero ever!
What Superhero Are You?I am a Christian; I attend either my home church First Baptist Dadeville or Mountain View Baptist depending on where I am. I graduated high school in 2005, graduated CACC in 2007, and I am now attending Faulkner University in Montgomery. While at CACC I was a member of the Omicron Upsilon chapter of Phi Theta Kappa, and here at Faulkner I am a member of Epsilon Phi Upsilon - GO BULLDOGS!!!
I officiate high school softball, football, and basketball through the East-Central and Midstate Associations, volunteer as a firefighter with the Dadeville Fire Department, and work as an RA and Security during the week.
One-Shot
People Iced: Sixteen
Car Bombs Planted: Four
Favorite Weapon Switch-Blade
Arms Broken: Nineteen
Eyes Gouged: Three
Tongues Cut Off: Three
Biggest Enemy: Mickey Z
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AWSOME-GAME
Your Famous Last Words Will Be:
"I dunno, press the button and find out."
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