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About Me

Samara Sweeney - professional myspace skank, retarded dancer, gives rare yet special presents at christmas, cannot handle alcohol, loves her friends unconditionally except on monday mornings until at least recess, beleives that you can get away with anything on a sunday... samara: "im not a whore, im a classy whore" jacko: "how can you be a classy whore?" samara: "easy, I don't take coins only notes, I have standard in the customers I bring on board and I don't negotiate, give headjobs or go ass to mouth"................ im the worst sort of person because I laugh at your misfortune behind your back because it makes mine go away for a little while. I haven't removed my ipod headphones from my ears for longer then 24 hours since I got it. my hiptop doesn't leave my side. don't ask me if im ok when I look like shit, the answer is always no and I'll end up telling you something you don't wanna hear. I truely be, the mentally unstable daughter of joanne and marc (spelt with a c? he must be artistic) stoneyford licks dick, yet people love coming to my house. the only time I ever felt free was in salerno. the only time I missed this hole was in italy. I grew up to fast, and now im suffering for it. I have a job that takes the life out of me because I don't know how to say no. I have to pass year 12 but all I want to do is sleep. I drag myself out of bed in the mornings....oh and people wanna steal my pills id give anything to sit in a playground drunk with venny, id give anything to sit next to tim on a train and talk shit, id give anything to go back to italy and fall in love all over again with the town of Mugnano del Cardinale and do school at Imbriani Liceco. I wasn't me in italy, I was Samanta and I had no worries. me and my friends wear flannos on weekends, we drink at eachothers house and doctument the night through photos that devestatingly appear on everyones myspace. I envy many of those girls. I envy my sister because she's average height. I hate midget jokes, their just not funny and their just rude. for christmas I want a real mum. I live for sexy sleep over night with dave. I can't get his smell out of my mind, a memory I've had for nearly 2 years. I regret more then you, I over think situations that happened, I dwell in the past wondering how I fucked up, then find out where and get sad. psychologist: samara its called a depression spiral.

My Interests

youngest to oldest: Samara, Sean, Ayesha and Connor. Height order: Sean, Ayesha, Samara and Connor. Weight order: Sean, Ayesha, Samara and Connor. Attractivness: Samara, the others are ugly

I'd like to meet:

The extremely attractive girl is my sister, and unfortunant for you she has a boyfriend....some drop kick named Bean I used to know......She's my best friend, even though she ruins my clothes and makeup, she's my one and only blood sister and I love her to pieces....

Music:

Bridie Anne Noyes, she's such a douche and im such a douche were prefect for eachother. she likes yogourt, I eat it to be her friend....we share an obsession of randomly quoting the words "the low rider drives a lil slower" "and im tits magee" "FUCK SALT" and enjoy screaming the lyrics to hey there delilah with dave driving 110kms/hr on our way back to colac...we eat porterhouse steak, maccas, coffe from cafe nu deli, maccas, cook food at home for once, maccas and calamari rings ( I eat the calamari, she eats the batter) and more McDonalds......we are ment to be together, and this six years of marriage have been the best years of my life

Movies:

imaginary heroes, running with scissors, fight club, fire come walk with me, twin peaks dvds and tre metri sopra I'll cielo

Television:

gossip girl, australias next top model, cold case, weeds, boston legal and house!

Books:

running with scissors, memoirs of a geisha, ancient future series, the tomorrow series, series of unfortunant events (the movie sucked), shark net (good read, even if its a yr12 english book), beautiful green eyes, my little russian doll and tre metri sopra I'll ciello

Heroes:

This is Michael "Killer" Kilpatrick. most arrogant piece of work you will meet, he checks himself out at all possible oppertunities....in drive thru window, in the mirror in the change rooms, in the mirror in the bathroom, mirror in his room, car mirrors....all mirrors actually...this action will infact be followed by the words "fuck im good looking!"....those facts aside he's a great guy even if he loves beer in an old mcdonalds fridge, ben and Call Of Duty 4 and monkey dust more then me....I don't have anywhere to go after all that......oh, and swan-mcguane is pretty fuckn sexy too

My Blog

oh dio

oh no.....the coffee machine at school broke......wtf
Posted by [samara]" on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:52:00 PST

hey..easiest way to get in my pants....

tell me the truth....and let me know if you like me! xxx 1. Your Name:2. Age:3. Fave Color:4. Are you a virgin?HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...1. Are we friends?2. Do you have a crush on me?3. Would yo...
Posted by [samara]" on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:52:00 PST

b to the r to the y to the d to the o

GUESS WHOS GOING TO BE COVERED IN MY SWEAT......?                             ...
Posted by [samara]" on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 05:38:00 PST

[save.me]

my addiction.your purest form.the underlying fact.you broke me...and it cuts.the silence in half.this temptation.rests on words.black with malice.and envy...not a sound.to help your suffering.wordsmea...
Posted by [samara]" on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:03:00 PST

Cukie Muncher

so i am fuck up number one on the student exchange program. the rest of Strike Team Straddle are fuck ups as well i guess. anyone wanting fotos or film we did not take ANY FOOTAGE AT ALL of the Octobe...
Posted by [samara]" on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:48:00 PST