man, you gotta be real. you gotta have your own thing goin’ on. i don’t respect people who follow trends/fads. did you say you’re into catpower? man, i don’t care. i love people who don’t take themselves or any one thing too seriously, so no hipsters/scenesters for me. i love people who laugh alot or like to be silly/dorky/goofy/dumb/retardo above all things, so if you're not too much of a nerd or one of these, hit me up. those are the most important qualities for me. i can’t handle smart conversation for too long before i start going mental. i love people who’re carefree and have a relaxed attitude and don’t get stressed-out easily. you gotta be liberal and cultural…not cause it’s wickid, but also cause it’s diggety dank and not shwiggitty shwag. i get turned-off by vanity and flashy fashion. if you’re the type of chick that likes to dress “sexy†way too many a time, then i’m not your wickid guy almost all the time. i'm not into party girls or chicks who love drinking. if you have to drink to have fun, then i'm out. negative and cynical chicks are the worst cause they’re too negative and cynical. i’m not materialistic so you shouldn’t be either. i like humble living the best. small, simple things appeal to me way more than big, glamorous stuff. i don’t see myself becoming those boring married guys i see so much of with their boring married lives. if i do become those guys, i think i’d be too boring to realize.
in closing, we don't have to like all the same things as long as we can see each other in each other’s worlds. like, if you’re a crackhead, i gotta be a crackhead too.
in conclusion, i don’t know what my chick looks like, but she sure is wickid man.